All hail Chuck

@patrickklepek.bsky.social here’s a bts Timelapse of the build 💀

Aight, ngl, it felt sacrilegious to eat Detroit-style pizza in ny. To second @turboshawn.com who I think mentioned the sauce is sweet, WHICH IS FINE, but it was sweeter than I thought it’d be. Overall it was good! I’ll have to try the cheesy sticks next time!

@tolkoto.com we’re both making proggies!

It’s on YouTube, Giant Bomb

Literally paused the show to put in my order! May all our adhd-ass corrupted-ram misnomers be so joyously celebrated!

You had me. I was dumbstruck. 🤦🏼‍♂️

@harborfreight.bsky.social

Then I woke up this morning and had to tie a bow on it and sent this unprompted to my brother. I love the bucket, fuck it 🧵8/end

Potential and brand loyalty. So I send back my brother a picture. Me and the bucket are doing just fine. You know, I think I’m a fan of Harbor Freight now 🧵7

I’ve also become attached to it in a way. I’m unwinding for the night, playing civ7, perhaps influenced with the motive to build for some reason. And my brother texts me about something or other and asks me how the bucket is doing. This macguffin that drove the plot of my day, this symbol of 🧵6

Organizers for the closet (I’m ridiculously proud of it, it’s the ultimate before and after glow up) and this fool (again, affectionately) responds with asking ONLY about the bucket. I get it though, I’d for sure do the same. And after focusing my day around getting my hands on this totem of diy 🧵5

“you know this bucket is only $5 and we sell it all the time”. But I’ve worked such jobs, we all know the game, gimme my free shit only I can judge me, and right now I’m judging myself pretty damn highly. Look at me getting the deals working the system. I later text my brother excited about the 🧵4

Getting a bunch of organizers (only $3.99 each!) for the closet and the holy grail, our reason for going in the first place, the red 5 gallon bucket! Trying to hold my excitement as the young man ringing me up gives me my freebee absolutely thinking on the inside 🧵3