Chewie Lewis
bottombeck.bsky.social
Chewie Lewis
@bottombeck.bsky.social
YOLO. Ergo, FOMO.
Rugrats gave me unrealistic expectations for mini golf courses
July 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Cmon Peter Jackson just one more, even longer cut of LOTR. You’ve got it in you. We don’t even need the Shire epilogue or Tom Bombadil. Just give us an extra hour of hobbits setting up for Bilbo’s party, an hour of b roll walking through pastures, stuff like that. Put Beatles in it. Cmon bro.
December 29, 2024 at 10:55 PM
I love watching ESPN people talk about the Disney NBA simulcast with all the enthusiasm of a hostage reading a prepared statement at gunpoint
December 25, 2024 at 7:21 PM
The Aragorn-Legolas-Gimli polycule is really the ideal male situationship
December 25, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Fall is great because you get to cosplay being a manly outdoorsman. Thick flannel shirts rustling as you answer emails. Leaves crunching under your boots as you walk outside 12 feet to the car.
November 25, 2024 at 5:06 PM
The Slow Horses theme song sounds like Jemaine Clement doing a sarcastically over-the-top impression of Mick Jagger (It is actually Mick Jagger)
September 23, 2024 at 2:01 AM
I can’t believe House of the Dragon gave us the Community season 3 ending
August 5, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Sharing links to the text thread when you use Bluesky and Tidal
June 1, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Insane levels of drip from the South Carolina coaching staff
April 7, 2024 at 7:56 PM
It was nice knowing ya’ll
March 22, 2024 at 2:26 PM