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Eli
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Oobie is if he had a gun
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Centerfold John Fogerty
October 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I wish I could go back to being class unconscious
August 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
‼️ NEW NOSE ALERT ‼️

Porcupine
August 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I think loving someone to the point of invention is the goal but I will at the very least love to the point of creation every day when I make piss
August 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I need all cis men to know that I love The Godfather in a different way than they do
August 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
World trade center (1973) fan cam to Tia Tamera
August 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Y
May 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
horn
May 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
May 10, 2025 at 7:23 AM
One thing about me is that i’m always checking my mail
May 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
If i don’t get a promposal im gonna kms
April 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I’m just gonna say it. I wish more people would ask to pet my cat when I take her on the subway
April 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Everyone needs to get out of my cervix asap
March 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I’m like if a cat was a baby
February 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Happy birthday love
February 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My third eye is googly
January 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Crazy how 2020 was 25 years ago
January 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
If I was a dog I think i’d fucking love chewing on bones
December 28, 2024 at 6:05 PM
A deep fried screen shot of a spotify playlist titled Delay, Deny, Depose. The playlist has two songs: Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) by Cher and No One Mourns the Wicked by the cast of Wicked the movie
December 8, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Bread pizza
November 14, 2024 at 6:36 AM
I long to be sniffed by a giraffe
November 11, 2024 at 6:07 AM
I ordered churros with my burger tonight and I fear it is the best decision I’ve ever made
October 31, 2024 at 3:54 AM
I long to be sniffed by an aardvark
October 30, 2024 at 12:33 AM