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I'm gonna be your bubblegum litch
January 18, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I'm gonna be your bubblegum litch
Emotional catalyst
January 17, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Emotional catalyst
A heart in full bloom
January 17, 2026 at 10:46 PM
A heart in full bloom
The dog who cried woof
January 17, 2026 at 8:56 PM
The dog who cried woof
War, or land to land combat as it is known.
January 16, 2026 at 10:02 PM
War, or land to land combat as it is known.
Yay, I just won a staring conquest.
January 16, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Yay, I just won a staring conquest.
Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of Ovaltine. The mad cat who slept right through dawn.
January 16, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of Ovaltine. The mad cat who slept right through dawn.
Peppermint daddy
January 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Peppermint daddy
Sewing engine
January 15, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Sewing engine
I enjoy riding poetry.
January 14, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I enjoy riding poetry.
Rechargeable goujons
January 13, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Rechargeable goujons
Thinking, the old electric meat tickler.
January 9, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Thinking, the old electric meat tickler.
It's like I always say; Repetition, repetition, repetition.
January 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
It's like I always say; Repetition, repetition, repetition.
Beware the pharaohs bomb.
January 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Beware the pharaohs bomb.
Liquid cotswolds
December 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Liquid cotswolds
The camera adds ten pounds, if you shoplift a ten pound camera.
December 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The camera adds ten pounds, if you shoplift a ten pound camera.
Look good, feel good?
No thankyou.
No thankyou.
December 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Look good, feel good?
No thankyou.
No thankyou.
Green eggs and harm.
December 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Green eggs and harm.
Even millennia last seconds, just a lot of them.
December 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Even millennia last seconds, just a lot of them.
In the grand tradition of warrior poets, I've been known to dash off a limerick or two.
There once was a young man from Chester who allowed his underwear to fester. He left it some weeks until his undies began to squeak and now their in a science museum in Leicester.
There once was a young man from Chester who allowed his underwear to fester. He left it some weeks until his undies began to squeak and now their in a science museum in Leicester.
December 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
In the grand tradition of warrior poets, I've been known to dash off a limerick or two.
There once was a young man from Chester who allowed his underwear to fester. He left it some weeks until his undies began to squeak and now their in a science museum in Leicester.
There once was a young man from Chester who allowed his underwear to fester. He left it some weeks until his undies began to squeak and now their in a science museum in Leicester.
Better the devil's uno.
December 19, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Better the devil's uno.
Can you separate the art from the artist?
Depends on their choice of glue.
Depends on their choice of glue.
December 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Can you separate the art from the artist?
Depends on their choice of glue.
Depends on their choice of glue.
Awww, your so sweet.
Thankyou, I'm covered in bee sweat.
Thankyou, I'm covered in bee sweat.
December 18, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Awww, your so sweet.
Thankyou, I'm covered in bee sweat.
Thankyou, I'm covered in bee sweat.
I get the feeling that eggs hate me.
December 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I get the feeling that eggs hate me.