metroid prime 4, 10/10, first GOTY candidate 2026, give them everything. They fucking did it again
December 6, 2025 at 5:17 AM
metroid prime 4, 10/10, first GOTY candidate 2026, give them everything. They fucking did it again
Dragon Age Origins sucks and Pathfinder Kingmaker was pretty good most of the time. General public sentiment got those two backwards
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Dragon Age Origins sucks and Pathfinder Kingmaker was pretty good most of the time. General public sentiment got those two backwards
New Katamari is great but it's also representative of how fucked software is now. It's the same low-tier PS2 graphics as usual (not complaining), but it's 30fps with bad pop-in and tight LODs in places. Switch 1 should be a behemoth at rendering a HD PS2 game, and they just can't do it. #gamedev
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
New Katamari is great but it's also representative of how fucked software is now. It's the same low-tier PS2 graphics as usual (not complaining), but it's 30fps with bad pop-in and tight LODs in places. Switch 1 should be a behemoth at rendering a HD PS2 game, and they just can't do it. #gamedev
PC widgets have been around for decades and there's still no real use cases beyond the OS builtin weather, calendar, clock, music, etc. It's so dull.
September 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
PC widgets have been around for decades and there's still no real use cases beyond the OS builtin weather, calendar, clock, music, etc. It's so dull.
If Mario Kart World was just a soundtrack download it’d still be worth $80. Can’t believe there’s 8 hours of this
August 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If Mario Kart World was just a soundtrack download it’d still be worth $80. Can’t believe there’s 8 hours of this
My review of Gradius 3: 🖕
August 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My review of Gradius 3: 🖕
Mario Rabbids world 3 has some of the worst writing I’ve ever seen in a Nintendo game. It’s like teenager-written edgy romhack levels of bad
July 27, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Mario Rabbids world 3 has some of the worst writing I’ve ever seen in a Nintendo game. It’s like teenager-written edgy romhack levels of bad
Gotta say I like how DK bananza is willing to drop the fps 0.5% of the time so they can do outrageous stuff when it really counts. Not something you see very often.
#gamedev
#gamedev
July 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Gotta say I like how DK bananza is willing to drop the fps 0.5% of the time so they can do outrageous stuff when it really counts. Not something you see very often.
#gamedev
#gamedev
DK is very very good
July 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
DK is very very good
Modern web design is such a shitshow sometimes. This should be a simple image file but 99% of the screen is junk
July 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Modern web design is such a shitshow sometimes. This should be a simple image file but 99% of the screen is junk
SAO may be janky and shallow compared to the mmos it’s emulating, but it’s lightyears ahead of .hack on the ps2. Very impressive.
#gamedev
#gamedev
July 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
SAO may be janky and shallow compared to the mmos it’s emulating, but it’s lightyears ahead of .hack on the ps2. Very impressive.
#gamedev
#gamedev
Gex is the rare kind of game that lowers your happiness instead of increasing it. Maybe the third one will be better (it won't)
June 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Gex is the rare kind of game that lowers your happiness instead of increasing it. Maybe the third one will be better (it won't)
The tutorial sequence in Unicorn Overlord has enough story beats that Trails would make a 120 hour trilogy from it. But so would Spiderweb so I can’t judge that kind of storytelling too badly
#gamedev
#gamedev
June 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The tutorial sequence in Unicorn Overlord has enough story beats that Trails would make a 120 hour trilogy from it. But so would Spiderweb so I can’t judge that kind of storytelling too badly
#gamedev
#gamedev
“Room of Requirement: These talents upgrade your potions and plants”
Just call the talent group “Potions and Plants” then. If your game terms need further explanation they weren’t named clearly to begin with. #gamedev
Just call the talent group “Potions and Plants” then. If your game terms need further explanation they weren’t named clearly to begin with. #gamedev
June 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
“Room of Requirement: These talents upgrade your potions and plants”
Just call the talent group “Potions and Plants” then. If your game terms need further explanation they weren’t named clearly to begin with. #gamedev
Just call the talent group “Potions and Plants” then. If your game terms need further explanation they weren’t named clearly to begin with. #gamedev
Hilarious how Hogwarts Legacy tries to convince you, in the most reassuring language it can, that the best way to save wild animals from poachers is by kidnapping and/or trafficking them for money
June 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Hilarious how Hogwarts Legacy tries to convince you, in the most reassuring language it can, that the best way to save wild animals from poachers is by kidnapping and/or trafficking them for money
Don’t get too excited for 60/120 fps. Upgraded switch 1 games may hit that mark but when crossplatform games are over, devs will go right back to maxing out graphics at 30fps like they always do
June 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Don’t get too excited for 60/120 fps. Upgraded switch 1 games may hit that mark but when crossplatform games are over, devs will go right back to maxing out graphics at 30fps like they always do
FF Type-0 is going on my shit list after being lots of fun for most of it. Absolute disasterpiece of an ending. That whole FF13 era really was cursed
June 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
FF Type-0 is going on my shit list after being lots of fun for most of it. Absolute disasterpiece of an ending. That whole FF13 era really was cursed
lol at everyone buying the wrong switch today
June 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
lol at everyone buying the wrong switch today
Game: Needs to store a high score and one boolean unlock flag for three levels (123456789a, 123456789b, 123456789c)
Developers: 24 MB save file
Developers: 24 MB save file
June 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Game: Needs to store a high score and one boolean unlock flag for three levels (123456789a, 123456789b, 123456789c)
Developers: 24 MB save file
Developers: 24 MB save file
If you trigger a bunch of identical sound effects at once, the soundwaves all stack and can get dangerously loud. Put in safeguards (Hogwarts legacy)
June 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
If you trigger a bunch of identical sound effects at once, the soundwaves all stack and can get dangerously loud. Put in safeguards (Hogwarts legacy)
This fucking cat in Luigi’s mansion 3. You can never enjoy the big accomplishment moments in this game because they can rug-pull you without warning. Excited for a new area? Nope fuck you, it’s backtracking time again
May 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This fucking cat in Luigi’s mansion 3. You can never enjoy the big accomplishment moments in this game because they can rug-pull you without warning. Excited for a new area? Nope fuck you, it’s backtracking time again