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Karate Gum
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Run-of-the-mill bearded middle-aged web developer. MPLS, MN
Fair is fair: today was much better.
September 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Real banner day for MN sports. Thankfully the Lynx play tomorrow.
September 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Hey! 👋 We could see our ticketed seats by the big screen from where we plopped down to watch.

And then we bounced after the 5th. Kids (and parents) were wiped.
September 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
On the one hand, I know trading a 2-ton SUV for a 3-ton EV isn’t going to do a whole lot to save the planet.

On the other hand, 😍.
July 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Flawless timeline synergy.
June 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
“Go away, cookie man!”
January 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Hugely important day today.

This adorable fuzzball joined our family two years ago 😍🐰
November 5, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Status as of, oh, 5 mins ago.
July 15, 2024 at 6:57 PM
The biggest mistake I made was not using leveling sand. I laid the stone directly on the class 5 so the leveling task was arduous, to say the least.

I’m not sure if the attached pic is before or after leveling, but that’s what I was dealing with.
July 15, 2024 at 4:58 PM
I made this almost 11 years ago and I revise it in my head on a regular basis still today.
July 3, 2024 at 3:03 AM
@jmarthaler.bsky.social Why does soccer always put the home team first in schedules and box scores and so forth? It gets me every damn time. “Sweet! They’re both at home tod— ugh. Never mind.”
June 15, 2024 at 2:43 PM
On this topic, have you seen a Hummer EV yet? One crossed my path last fall and while this picture doesn’t do it justice, you can imagine how batshit stupid it looked in person. At least the Hummer is recognizably a vehicle, unlike the rolling prism.
June 6, 2024 at 3:19 AM
You’re not allowed to go on with your day without showing off your Lock Screen.
March 26, 2024 at 2:42 AM
If you see this, post a rabbit
January 15, 2024 at 6:59 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are coming to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

Hell yes.
January 13, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Ditto.
September 9, 2023 at 2:07 AM