Jason
@botanybae.bsky.social
South Florida sports-er, runner, guitar player, movie lover, MAGA hater
He is. Colonel Deion Sanders.
November 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
He is. Colonel Deion Sanders.
The Hague is overbooked at the moment.
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The Hague is overbooked at the moment.
He’ll still bleed ya, real quiet.
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
He’ll still bleed ya, real quiet.
Chris Cuomo in his dirty sanchez era.
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Chris Cuomo in his dirty sanchez era.
Having your own island can get you into trouble.
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Having your own island can get you into trouble.
“A vertebrae?”
“Spinal!”
“Spinal!”
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
“A vertebrae?”
“Spinal!”
“Spinal!”
“Right idea, Mr. Bond.”
“But wrong pussy.”
“But wrong pussy.”
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
“Right idea, Mr. Bond.”
“But wrong pussy.”
“But wrong pussy.”
I ask the same thing about Pat McAfee.
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I ask the same thing about Pat McAfee.
May I press you to a cucumber sandwich?
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
May I press you to a cucumber sandwich?
And neither of them know how to spell Megan.
November 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
And neither of them know how to spell Megan.
And Megyn has a 14 year-old daughter. Disgusting human.
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
And Megyn has a 14 year-old daughter. Disgusting human.
“The job he’s doing”? That’s hysterical.
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
“The job he’s doing”? That’s hysterical.
Does this work for any profession? Asking for a friend.
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Does this work for any profession? Asking for a friend.