Balaban’s Boot Cleaner
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Balaban’s Boot Cleaner
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The world’s northernmost Villan.

From the Midlands, now in Svalbard. 🥶

#avfc
Martinez, what a plonker.

Apart from that, not a bad half. #avfc
November 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
That was a tough watch, but we’re still in it.

Now… come of you scouse pricks, do us a favour!

UTV #avfc
May 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
TNT commentators think Traore is getting booing because he used to play for Wolves.

They haven’t got a clue that he’s a former Villa player.

Clueless. Yet again.

#avfc
May 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I really want Watkins to get that goal. #avfc
May 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM
First shot on target….SAVED! 🥳 #avfc
May 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I hope I’m made to look stupid in a couple of hours time and of course I cheer the team on regardless, but I can see Emery’s stubbornness to acknowledge obvious problems, as the reason why our season ends up fizzling out to nothing. Again, hope I’m made to look stupid!🤞#avfc
May 3, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Funny how the ones most likely to celebrate St George’s Day are the same ones who don’t like foreigners… despite St George being one. The irony writes itself.
April 24, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Tough watch. The gulf in class is stark.

But let’s not forget what PSG are—just another soft power vehicle for a repressive petrostate, built to sportswash a brutal regime.

Sadly, this is the modern game. #AVFC
April 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
We don’t make it easy on ourselves. But I’ll take it.

Bring on PSG! #utv #avfc
April 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
So happy to see Malen get a goal. He’s looked decent in his brief cameos.

I think he could be a dark horse for being a player that massively improves us next season on that right side, similar to how Tielemans had to bide his time. #avfc
April 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Absolute smash and grab, but I’ll take it. #avfc
April 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
So…. If Asensio scores a hattrick to knock PSG out in the quarters, does the £15m fee go up? #avfc
March 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Fireworks at fulltime… Did Arne Slot just turn up? #avfc
March 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
We’re winning the lot. #avfc
March 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
He keeps slamming that phone down. He really doesn’t want to speak to whoever keeps ringing him. #avfc
March 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Rogers loses the ball far too often for my liking. Lazy passes to nobody, or running into trouble. Really needs to cut that out of his game. #avfc
March 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The Premier League is decided by early March—champions crowned, promoted teams straight back down, and only the race for Europe left.

With PSR shifting to a salary cap, spending stays tied to revenue, protecting the biggest clubs. Money is killing competition, making everything more predictable.
March 10, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Why can’t we string two fucking passes together?! This is excruciating! #avfc
March 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Malen seeing Cash come on for Bailey. #avfc
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March 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
WE DIDN’T CONCEDE FROM THE FIRST SHOT! 🥳 #avfc
March 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I was looking forward to today’s game….

until I saw the starting 11. #avfc
March 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Far from a vintage performance but they’ve absolutely gift wrapped this for us. #avfc
March 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
So… what has Emery seen in the past hour to decide to make four changes and Rogers not be one of them? #avfc
March 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It’s not like us to concede from the first shot on target. 🤦‍♂️ #avfc
March 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
WE KEPT A CLEAN SHEET. #utv #avfc
February 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM