I’ve seen it! It was actually pretty awesome.

Can't access my Twitter account and trying to decide whether I care. Kinda not really.

I hope the owners of this restaurant don’t have to pay any money to a landlord

So it can be Nando the Rentless

This just happened in a Scrabble game

Wife: “I can’t find a container that fits, so I’ll just use this.”

Me: “Looks fitty to me. And it smells good. It’s got a fitty scent!”