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bortz29.bsky.social
@bortz29.bsky.social
I was always the “have a good summer” yearbook signer
They’re basically Garth
a man wearing a helmet and a shirt that says we fear change
ALT: a man wearing a helmet and a shirt that says we fear change
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 1:29 AM
For all the completion percentage whiners he was 2-2 on throws to tie and win the game.
December 21, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Nobody turns what should have been a 2-3 touchdown blowout into white knuckle terror like the Bears
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
If it’s always 3rd down on defense and always the 4th quarter for the offense, the team’s basically unstoppable
November 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
If they get 10, the 11th is free
September 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Measles
June 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This needs the Ferrara Pan Candy Atomic Fireball Hot Hit audio over it
May 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Maybe they’re just happy they don’t have to watch them anymore.
April 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Spring forth burly protector and save me!
March 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM