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Steve
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No. My son is also named Bort.
Unsure if they sell pepsi at Eden Park
November 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
NZ Police set it up
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The Clap your hands say yeah, gig was pretty great last night. Not pictured, me the photographer, also a bald white dude.
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Rad
August 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
This is not a still life. This is a quiet scream.
A lowercase protest in a world of concrete certainty.
An altar, accidental or intentional, to the things we consume and then forget.

The corner becomes a frame. The milk, a metaphor.
Plant-based. Rootless. Alone.
July 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
June 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Thanks Auckland Transport great advice, I'll just consider a non existent alternative bus route to get home.
June 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Really cool gig. KOMMI was great, with excellent hat game. Korereo Maori is such a fun song, and pretty cool to see it up on stage with performers. I also loved the mariachi style of Whakameatia Mai. Very cool night.
June 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hyped for Marlon Williams after that. Chills. #matariki #kikorangi
June 21, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Beer Jerk beer of the week.
"The Doctor" a Doppelbock from Sawmill in Matakana.
Pairs well with post-apocalyptic fungus zombie media
##brewsky
May 15, 2025 at 10:31 AM
From my recent trip to Melbourne #nowplaying
April 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Why is there a blanket 10% surcharge for weekends everywhere in Melbourne?
April 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
First review on the Mean Pies app. Excellent idea and well implemented.
April 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
March 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
February 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Enough photos of massive dorks doing offensive hand gestures and more photos of cats sitting in things
January 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I did the grocery shopping the other day, I think I was pretty restrained.
January 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Fighting the intrusive thoughts to not fire up a game of Guns and Roses pinball during this intimate 50 person folk gig.
January 8, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Perfect comedy. No notes. Everyone go home.
January 8, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Which Ariana Grande smell is for me?
January 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Day 24 of the Beer Jerk Advent Calendar.

Last one and it's a banger. Belgian Sparkling Ale from Australian brewery Fontaine. Very crisp and bubbly kind of like a champagne pilsner. Probably the worst pour I've ever done too. First attempt like 5/6ths head.
Perfect for a 28°C afternoon.
#brewsky
December 24, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Good morning out fishing. Has anyone thought to make a fishing mini game for their video game?
December 23, 2024 at 11:45 PM
...I can imagine this one will be controversial. I'm good with the heat in this, the sweetness from the blueberries goes well with the tingly mouth feel. The raw chili is overwhelming though both on the nose and as an aftertaste.

#Brewsky
December 23, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Day 23 of the Beer Jerk Advent Calendar.

San Málà, a Blueberry, chilli and Szechuan smoothie sour. This is a colab with Duncan's brewing and Apostle hot sauce, I'm a fan of both and try to have both in the fridge...
December 23, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Day 22 of the Beer Jerk Advent Calendar.

Kiwi Capital, a pale ale from Whakatāne based brewery Mata. Just a good solid NZ pale ale. Don't have anything interesting to say about this one. Hit the spot after making the trip with all the other jafas from Auckland to Coromandel though.

#brewsky
December 22, 2024 at 5:28 AM