BBB
@borschtbeltbabe.bsky.social
Jewish American Babe, Historical Fact Keeper, General Nonsense, Art Maker, Marketing, PR Betch
Events Manager by Day, Derelict by Night
Events Manager by Day, Derelict by Night
my Jewish Belarusian great grandparents patting themselves on the back for escaping the Tzarist Russian Empire Pogroms and watching me skeeting in my pajamas during my WFH job in NYC thinking about my afternoon iced coffee flavor while Russia signs deals to deploy tactical nukes in Belarus today!
May 25, 2023 at 5:34 PM
my Jewish Belarusian great grandparents patting themselves on the back for escaping the Tzarist Russian Empire Pogroms and watching me skeeting in my pajamas during my WFH job in NYC thinking about my afternoon iced coffee flavor while Russia signs deals to deploy tactical nukes in Belarus today!
nothing but blue skies all day long
May 12, 2023 at 3:27 AM
nothing but blue skies all day long
me getting to drop coin for a client on obscure etsy purchases for their event display is me living my dream life
May 12, 2023 at 3:14 AM
me getting to drop coin for a client on obscure etsy purchases for their event display is me living my dream life
me you know those hit movies where an unlikely band of degenerates come together despite their differences and shortcomings and ignorances
that’s what we do here the best at our best!
**im taking back cheesy patriotism for the bisexual progressive leaning coastals-join me! :eagle flies overhead:
that’s what we do here the best at our best!
**im taking back cheesy patriotism for the bisexual progressive leaning coastals-join me! :eagle flies overhead:
May 2, 2023 at 11:17 PM
me you know those hit movies where an unlikely band of degenerates come together despite their differences and shortcomings and ignorances
that’s what we do here the best at our best!
**im taking back cheesy patriotism for the bisexual progressive leaning coastals-join me! :eagle flies overhead:
that’s what we do here the best at our best!
**im taking back cheesy patriotism for the bisexual progressive leaning coastals-join me! :eagle flies overhead:
clients: GOOD MORNING AWFUL ONE OF DEGENERACY-why isn’t everything i need and want happening IMMEDIATELY in front of my eyes?
me: would you like to hire a MAGICIAN or a WIZARD INSTEAD?!?
LET ME REFER YOU TO MY COLLEAGUES BEYOnD THIS EARThLY REALM REAL QUiCK
them: YES PLEASE SEANCE THEM IN
me: would you like to hire a MAGICIAN or a WIZARD INSTEAD?!?
LET ME REFER YOU TO MY COLLEAGUES BEYOnD THIS EARThLY REALM REAL QUiCK
them: YES PLEASE SEANCE THEM IN
May 2, 2023 at 6:28 PM
clients: GOOD MORNING AWFUL ONE OF DEGENERACY-why isn’t everything i need and want happening IMMEDIATELY in front of my eyes?
me: would you like to hire a MAGICIAN or a WIZARD INSTEAD?!?
LET ME REFER YOU TO MY COLLEAGUES BEYOnD THIS EARThLY REALM REAL QUiCK
them: YES PLEASE SEANCE THEM IN
me: would you like to hire a MAGICIAN or a WIZARD INSTEAD?!?
LET ME REFER YOU TO MY COLLEAGUES BEYOnD THIS EARThLY REALM REAL QUiCK
them: YES PLEASE SEANCE THEM IN
i time traveled to 1985 NYC but the asthma inhalers were shitty so i came back
May 2, 2023 at 3:34 PM
i time traveled to 1985 NYC but the asthma inhalers were shitty so i came back
remember not to believe everything you see on social media-smurfs are only showing you their best moments from their intentional community
May 1, 2023 at 8:14 PM
remember not to believe everything you see on social media-smurfs are only showing you their best moments from their intentional community
shitposting while waiting for a west coast client to send me POP images
while the east coast client is anxious because we wake up at different times
¡time zones!
while the east coast client is anxious because we wake up at different times
¡time zones!
May 1, 2023 at 5:45 PM
shitposting while waiting for a west coast client to send me POP images
while the east coast client is anxious because we wake up at different times
¡time zones!
while the east coast client is anxious because we wake up at different times
¡time zones!
he is saying: go back to work and do not vacuum near my chamber of rest
May 1, 2023 at 3:54 PM
he is saying: go back to work and do not vacuum near my chamber of rest
seeing a vibe shift like “won’t you please virtually imprison all my political and ideological enemies should they arrive on this platform?”
me: but but what about the memes! and the skeets! and the fun from yesterday?
me: but but what about the memes! and the skeets! and the fun from yesterday?
May 1, 2023 at 3:03 AM
seeing a vibe shift like “won’t you please virtually imprison all my political and ideological enemies should they arrive on this platform?”
me: but but what about the memes! and the skeets! and the fun from yesterday?
me: but but what about the memes! and the skeets! and the fun from yesterday?
meanwhile on twitter these weird carnival barker from the 1900s ads are trying to get me to workout
how does this creative get approved?
how does this creative get approved?
April 30, 2023 at 11:56 PM
meanwhile on twitter these weird carnival barker from the 1900s ads are trying to get me to workout
how does this creative get approved?
how does this creative get approved?
it’s our anglicized version of “badger” and “hound” from german
sounding “DACKS”-“HUND”
which the germans now shortened to “Dackal” or “Tackal”
and only English speakers say the older full name with our own accent! #etymologynerd #blueskyismyoutlet
sounding “DACKS”-“HUND”
which the germans now shortened to “Dackal” or “Tackal”
and only English speakers say the older full name with our own accent! #etymologynerd #blueskyismyoutlet
April 30, 2023 at 10:11 PM
it’s our anglicized version of “badger” and “hound” from german
sounding “DACKS”-“HUND”
which the germans now shortened to “Dackal” or “Tackal”
and only English speakers say the older full name with our own accent! #etymologynerd #blueskyismyoutlet
sounding “DACKS”-“HUND”
which the germans now shortened to “Dackal” or “Tackal”
and only English speakers say the older full name with our own accent! #etymologynerd #blueskyismyoutlet
after walking in the rain-in a towel/blanket fort protest 😍
April 30, 2023 at 8:32 PM
after walking in the rain-in a towel/blanket fort protest 😍
thinking about how he’s rumored to be sleeping in a loft in Prague until his renaissance and how very Son of Caesarea/Miami Art Scion Bro On a Journey of Him
April 30, 2023 at 6:03 AM
thinking about how he’s rumored to be sleeping in a loft in Prague until his renaissance and how very Son of Caesarea/Miami Art Scion Bro On a Journey of Him
the 2024 election should just be two different AI Pop Stars that have a dance off on tiktok to prove their worth to the public.
April 30, 2023 at 5:46 AM
the 2024 election should just be two different AI Pop Stars that have a dance off on tiktok to prove their worth to the public.
AI did this to my dog when i asked to put him inside a boat
it’s not listening lol
it’s not listening lol
April 29, 2023 at 8:10 PM
AI did this to my dog when i asked to put him inside a boat
it’s not listening lol
it’s not listening lol
thinking about the original lyrics of “Anything Goes” by Cole Porter when everyone was scared of radios! it feels like today with ChatGPT-
AI, Crypto, -tech scares us and rightly so because it always allows both terrible things and amazing things! also everything we create is human-it’s duality!
AI, Crypto, -tech scares us and rightly so because it always allows both terrible things and amazing things! also everything we create is human-it’s duality!
April 29, 2023 at 7:56 PM
thinking about the original lyrics of “Anything Goes” by Cole Porter when everyone was scared of radios! it feels like today with ChatGPT-
AI, Crypto, -tech scares us and rightly so because it always allows both terrible things and amazing things! also everything we create is human-it’s duality!
AI, Crypto, -tech scares us and rightly so because it always allows both terrible things and amazing things! also everything we create is human-it’s duality!
watching fellow grown adults with several more degrees and credentials than i start Subbing for invite codes:
April 29, 2023 at 4:35 PM
watching fellow grown adults with several more degrees and credentials than i start Subbing for invite codes:
i saw these bananas two weeks ago outside a manhattan 7/11 and i keep thinking about it
would 100% go for seven figs at Art Basel- Vive Duchamp
would 100% go for seven figs at Art Basel- Vive Duchamp
April 29, 2023 at 4:21 PM
i saw these bananas two weeks ago outside a manhattan 7/11 and i keep thinking about it
would 100% go for seven figs at Art Basel- Vive Duchamp
would 100% go for seven figs at Art Basel- Vive Duchamp
Sabich and Prigat to make up for the fact i skeet? on a Friday night
**i prefer when i can’t read the label that says “flavored juice blend drink”
**i prefer when i can’t read the label that says “flavored juice blend drink”
April 29, 2023 at 1:47 AM
Sabich and Prigat to make up for the fact i skeet? on a Friday night
**i prefer when i can’t read the label that says “flavored juice blend drink”
**i prefer when i can’t read the label that says “flavored juice blend drink”
i thrive under pressure
April 29, 2023 at 1:15 AM
i thrive under pressure