Borpy
@borpytv.bsky.social
• semi-professional Papa's Freezeria player
• BlueSky's #1 Wife Guy (engaged)
• BlueSky's #1 Wife Guy (engaged)
Why is it such a taboo for people when you compare how other countries are maintaining/handling things differently or better than the US that the default is, "well why don't you just go live there?" Like, what's wrong with hoping and dreaming that the US can be better than it is and learn something?
April 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Why is it such a taboo for people when you compare how other countries are maintaining/handling things differently or better than the US that the default is, "well why don't you just go live there?" Like, what's wrong with hoping and dreaming that the US can be better than it is and learn something?
Sometimes when I take medicine, I like to pretend I'm swallowing a little version of Mario and Luigi, and they're going into my body to fix all my problems like in Bowser's Inside Story 😋
April 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Sometimes when I take medicine, I like to pretend I'm swallowing a little version of Mario and Luigi, and they're going into my body to fix all my problems like in Bowser's Inside Story 😋
Current mood: I've lost my wife in the cracker barrel gift shop
March 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Current mood: I've lost my wife in the cracker barrel gift shop
Why don't we just make everything start an hour later to circumvent daylight savings?
Did it. I solved it. 😎
Did it. I solved it. 😎
March 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Why don't we just make everything start an hour later to circumvent daylight savings?
Did it. I solved it. 😎
Did it. I solved it. 😎
Just went scorched earth and deleted Roblox off of all the tablets at the Autism Center 😈
March 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Just went scorched earth and deleted Roblox off of all the tablets at the Autism Center 😈
My Dog is such a homie, he keeps whining and tapping my leg every time I stay up too late, and guides me to the bedroom when I ask him what's wrong
February 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My Dog is such a homie, he keeps whining and tapping my leg every time I stay up too late, and guides me to the bedroom when I ask him what's wrong
Hey guys, anybody know where the Grok is on this thing? Asking for a friend...
February 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Hey guys, anybody know where the Grok is on this thing? Asking for a friend...
I think it's really cool how quickly I've noticed these little groups of mutuals so quickly since I full sent leaving Twitter. It reminds me of the pre-fascist purchase days.
February 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I think it's really cool how quickly I've noticed these little groups of mutuals so quickly since I full sent leaving Twitter. It reminds me of the pre-fascist purchase days.
Top 3 ways to pick up chicks at a bar:
1.) "my wife thinks you're really pretty!"
2.) "I really appreciate you ordering me a drink, but I'm married."
3.) *threatening them with a demonstration of your sick ass, self taught, martial arts when they don't get the hint you're married*
1.) "my wife thinks you're really pretty!"
2.) "I really appreciate you ordering me a drink, but I'm married."
3.) *threatening them with a demonstration of your sick ass, self taught, martial arts when they don't get the hint you're married*
February 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Top 3 ways to pick up chicks at a bar:
1.) "my wife thinks you're really pretty!"
2.) "I really appreciate you ordering me a drink, but I'm married."
3.) *threatening them with a demonstration of your sick ass, self taught, martial arts when they don't get the hint you're married*
1.) "my wife thinks you're really pretty!"
2.) "I really appreciate you ordering me a drink, but I'm married."
3.) *threatening them with a demonstration of your sick ass, self taught, martial arts when they don't get the hint you're married*
Federally manded employee drug test? Nah, I'd rather DEI
February 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Federally manded employee drug test? Nah, I'd rather DEI
If no pick, why nose hole finger shape? 🤔
February 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
If no pick, why nose hole finger shape? 🤔
Had to give a 10 year old autistic child the "there's nothing wrong with being gay" talk, just for him to be like "yeah you're right. Do you wanna see how well I can draw Sonic?"
February 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Had to give a 10 year old autistic child the "there's nothing wrong with being gay" talk, just for him to be like "yeah you're right. Do you wanna see how well I can draw Sonic?"
Do the Chipmunks get social security numbers?
February 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Do the Chipmunks get social security numbers?
Anna and I have been getting high and watching all of the Chipmunks movies, and the amount of times they talk about hanging out with Diddy is concerning... Do you think he ever did something to them?!! 😥
February 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Anna and I have been getting high and watching all of the Chipmunks movies, and the amount of times they talk about hanging out with Diddy is concerning... Do you think he ever did something to them?!! 😥
Can't believe the fucking propaganda story Timothee Chalamet took part in, erasing the part of history where Wonka enslaved an entire race of little people. smh my damn head.
February 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Can't believe the fucking propaganda story Timothee Chalamet took part in, erasing the part of history where Wonka enslaved an entire race of little people. smh my damn head.
Pussy so good she made me hate Plato the way I never wanna leave that cave
February 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Pussy so good she made me hate Plato the way I never wanna leave that cave
Why are all the French horn players from high school trans now?
February 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Why are all the French horn players from high school trans now?
RIP Jeffrey Dahmer, you would have loved Grindr 🕊️
February 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
RIP Jeffrey Dahmer, you would have loved Grindr 🕊️
She pulling on my shit like it's Play-Doh, till I'm seeing the realm of forms and ideas like I'm Plato
February 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
She pulling on my shit like it's Play-Doh, till I'm seeing the realm of forms and ideas like I'm Plato
Call me the oracle the way this pussy got me seeing visions
February 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Call me the oracle the way this pussy got me seeing visions
Call that womb the ship of Theseus the way I'm rearranging her guts; got em asking "is that the same ship?"
February 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Call that womb the ship of Theseus the way I'm rearranging her guts; got em asking "is that the same ship?"
Call her Xeno's Paradox the way she's edging me to infinity
February 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Call her Xeno's Paradox the way she's edging me to infinity
Call me Plato the way I wanna tri-every-partide of her soul (her vagina)
February 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Call me Plato the way I wanna tri-every-partide of her soul (her vagina)