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It's easier just to list the things that aren't puddings
September 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It's easier just to list the things that aren't puddings
Well maybe Shawn wouldn't have had so many meetings if you hadn't made him a manager.
March 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Well maybe Shawn wouldn't have had so many meetings if you hadn't made him a manager.
I know from personal experience today that Trader Joe's sells 6" flour tortillas and for a blogger that white I'm not sure how they didn't know that.
November 27, 2024 at 2:12 AM
I know from personal experience today that Trader Joe's sells 6" flour tortillas and for a blogger that white I'm not sure how they didn't know that.
Should have added a gunpowder component.
November 2, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Should have added a gunpowder component.
And it's a first amendment violation to stop using the API because of this.
October 24, 2024 at 11:03 PM
And it's a first amendment violation to stop using the API because of this.
Well they have David Chalmers so at least we'll get the answer to whether AIs are zombies.
October 22, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Well they have David Chalmers so at least we'll get the answer to whether AIs are zombies.
Yes this is a terrible thing but it's a terrible thing that's already existed for years? www.bonappetit.com/story/sweet-...
These Non-Spicy Habanero Peppers are a Gift from Science
Serious flavor without the burn
www.bonappetit.com
October 6, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Yes this is a terrible thing but it's a terrible thing that's already existed for years? www.bonappetit.com/story/sweet-...
Next week I'm going out on my second weeknight show in 3 weeks and it makes me tired just thinking about it.
October 5, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Next week I'm going out on my second weeknight show in 3 weeks and it makes me tired just thinking about it.
Sadly this is not the usual garbage Vance made up out of nowhere. There is a real study making basically this claim, where they use differences in implementation dates among states to argue causality. Emily Oster even linked it and didn't call it trash. papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
Car Seats as Contraception
Since 1977, U.S. states have passed laws steadily raising the age for which a child must ride in a car safety seat. These laws significantly raise the cost of h
papers.ssrn.com
September 27, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Sadly this is not the usual garbage Vance made up out of nowhere. There is a real study making basically this claim, where they use differences in implementation dates among states to argue causality. Emily Oster even linked it and didn't call it trash. papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
So what exactly does the hot dog transubstantiate to?
September 18, 2024 at 12:53 AM
So what exactly does the hot dog transubstantiate to?
Have you considered moving to Alaska?
September 7, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Have you considered moving to Alaska?
Yeah but Matt Janes is about to turn 40
August 31, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Yeah but Matt Janes is about to turn 40
How is that physically possible for someone in the US who eats vegetables other than corn?
July 27, 2024 at 8:03 PM
How is that physically possible for someone in the US who eats vegetables other than corn?
What are you talking about, VW didn't exist until it came to the US in 1949
June 12, 2024 at 1:11 AM
What are you talking about, VW didn't exist until it came to the US in 1949
Dole bananas are currently sporting "125 years of bananas" stickers and like, not sure you actually want people to be learning about your history?
June 11, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Dole bananas are currently sporting "125 years of bananas" stickers and like, not sure you actually want people to be learning about your history?
More or less so than "my shit is fine why are people complaining"?
June 3, 2024 at 6:41 PM
More or less so than "my shit is fine why are people complaining"?
Just be glad you didn't have to take the "gate" D20 bus from the tarmac.
May 31, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Just be glad you didn't have to take the "gate" D20 bus from the tarmac.
Use GenAI to summarize the whole web, then print the summary on vellum for future generations. Problem solved!
May 18, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Use GenAI to summarize the whole web, then print the summary on vellum for future generations. Problem solved!
Just hose down the solar panels every couple days, what's the problem
May 18, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Just hose down the solar panels every couple days, what's the problem
I mean that's what happened in Futurama (except it was LA)
May 13, 2024 at 10:47 PM
I mean that's what happened in Futurama (except it was LA)
Kid's pushing 190 at this point
December 26, 2023 at 3:50 AM
Kid's pushing 190 at this point
Some back of the envelope math says a $109 Costco jamón serrano has about 10000 calories (14lb at 55 cal/oz, minus bone). Not judging your budget or calorie intake but $1.09 per 100 cal is likely cheaper than, say, eating out one meal a day.
November 28, 2023 at 6:08 AM
Some back of the envelope math says a $109 Costco jamón serrano has about 10000 calories (14lb at 55 cal/oz, minus bone). Not judging your budget or calorie intake but $1.09 per 100 cal is likely cheaper than, say, eating out one meal a day.
Hari Seldon did it with math so I get it, but what exact drugs are they proposing to use to turn themselves into Paul Atreides?
November 21, 2023 at 12:17 AM
Hari Seldon did it with math so I get it, but what exact drugs are they proposing to use to turn themselves into Paul Atreides?
Also 6 is apparently not enough legs for a caterpillar?
November 15, 2023 at 4:19 AM
Also 6 is apparently not enough legs for a caterpillar?
