Jarrett Johnson
@bornjett.threads.net.ap.brid.gy
Galatians 3:28
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A week late on this, but Harrison's run was fun to watch.
#jeopardy
#jeopardy
December 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
A week late on this, but Harrison's run was fun to watch.
#jeopardy
#jeopardy
No way Bama deserves a playoff spot over Texas.
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
No way Bama deserves a playoff spot over Texas.
This is the fattest thing I've ever posted but @pizzahut deleted my account and all my Hut Rewards, and I've never felt more betrayed.
#Pizza Hut
#Pizza Hut
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This is the fattest thing I've ever posted but @pizzahut deleted my account and all my Hut Rewards, and I've never felt more betrayed.
#Pizza Hut
#Pizza Hut
Houston traffic after a long day will really test your resolve.
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Houston traffic after a long day will really test your resolve.
Reposted by Jarrett Johnson
spotify wrapped is basically useless for anyone that has kids
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
spotify wrapped is basically useless for anyone that has kids
Come home, @cp3. The Rockets need and want your 12 minutes and 4 assists.
#NBA Threads
#NBA Threads
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Come home, @cp3. The Rockets need and want your 12 minutes and 4 assists.
#NBA Threads
#NBA Threads
Since when did swapping a car battery turn into a 72 step process?
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Since when did swapping a car battery turn into a 72 step process?
This Jack in the Box opened brand new today and they're ALREADY asking to pull around to the other side and wait for my order. How can you already be behind; it's been less than 12 hours of operating time?
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This Jack in the Box opened brand new today and they're ALREADY asking to pull around to the other side and wait for my order. How can you already be behind; it's been less than 12 hours of operating time?
Not if you put them in the freezer right away!
RE: https://www.threads.com/@deante.kyle/post/DRr2vQkEYBx
RE: https://www.threads.com/@deante.kyle/post/DRr2vQkEYBx
Grits & Eggs Podcast (@deante.kyle) on Threads
Throw them mf leftovers away TODAY
www.threads.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Not if you put them in the freezer right away!
RE: https://www.threads.com/@deante.kyle/post/DRr2vQkEYBx
RE: https://www.threads.com/@deante.kyle/post/DRr2vQkEYBx
Thomas Mueller plays for the Whitecaps????
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Thomas Mueller plays for the Whitecaps????
And all the time
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
And all the time
That second and third loop around the airport when you figure out all the lanes and terminal signs feel like Mario Kart.
October 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
That second and third loop around the airport when you figure out all the lanes and terminal signs feel like Mario Kart.
Ashley for the win pleaseeeeeeeee #bb27
September 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Ashley for the win pleaseeeeeeeee #bb27
I'm good on beans, thank you, do you any refried rice?
September 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I'm good on beans, thank you, do you any refried rice?
Finding out the Nile flows from South to North, is like finding out 7 times 8 is 56
September 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Finding out the Nile flows from South to North, is like finding out 7 times 8 is 56
Production don't ever do this ever again.. @agrodner22 @bigbrothercbs
#BB27
#BB27
September 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Production don't ever do this ever again.. @agrodner22 @bigbrothercbs
#BB27
#BB27
They didn't send those texts but Khloe and those girls definitely threw carrots at Adrianna
#Unknown Number Netflix
#Unknown Number Netflix
September 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
They didn't send those texts but Khloe and those girls definitely threw carrots at Adrianna
#Unknown Number Netflix
#Unknown Number Netflix
NFL RedZone ❤️❤️❤️
#NFLThreads
#NFLThreads
September 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
NFL RedZone ❤️❤️❤️
#NFLThreads
#NFLThreads
Falling asleep on the couch: wistful, care free, kooky
Waking up on the couch at 4:30: back pain, regret, embarrassment
Waking up on the couch at 4:30: back pain, regret, embarrassment
September 6, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Falling asleep on the couch: wistful, care free, kooky
Waking up on the couch at 4:30: back pain, regret, embarrassment
Waking up on the couch at 4:30: back pain, regret, embarrassment
If Rachel isn't on the show what's the point?
#BB27
#BB27
September 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
If Rachel isn't on the show what's the point?
#BB27
#BB27
Criminal Osaka/Guaff happened this early
September 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Criminal Osaka/Guaff happened this early
Middle-class life is mentally convincing yourself canned chilli doesn't smell exactly like wet dog food.
August 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Middle-class life is mentally convincing yourself canned chilli doesn't smell exactly like wet dog food.
This show is still one of the best tv pieces of American art ever made.
RE: https://www.threads.com/@williamfaicher/post/DNhQMuRs__n
RE: https://www.threads.com/@williamfaicher/post/DNhQMuRs__n
threads.net
August 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This show is still one of the best tv pieces of American art ever made.
RE: https://www.threads.com/@williamfaicher/post/DNhQMuRs__n
RE: https://www.threads.com/@williamfaicher/post/DNhQMuRs__n