Couldn't sleep so decided to listen to some podcasts.
Apparently falling asleep whilst listening to @countbinface.bsky.social then the playlist taking you into @mitchbenn.bsky.social leads to some very unusual dream situations.
Luckily not one of the "panic I have no clothes" ones

Here's a thought.
If you are business that conducts some checks on id via video calls.
Maybe don't email me advising me to download Skype.
Skype has been discontinued. You should know this. It was announced ages ago.
(Yes I know it's been ported to teams but update your bloody documents)

Looking forward to seeing @mrmarksteel.bsky.social tonight.
Mildly vexed @marcusbrig.bsky.social is in Nottingham tonight also as both venues are about the same distance from me but I can't split myself in two.

Had a week off to celebrate my wife's birthday with a little holiday.
Have been back at work nearly a whole day and haven't (yet) gotten unreasonably angry at anyone.
I deserve some sort of medal as I did not expect this. 😁

I don't think there is anyone here at the hairy dog as ready for @lancashirehotpots.bsky.social as my mum and dad. Easy trip for me as I am local but they made the journey from Wales this morning just for this!

Sometimes I pick heavy things up for no reason. 💪

Current mood.

Ticket sites that operate a queuing system for you to get onto the site to book should at the very least work once you get into the site.
Otherwise what's the point?
Got to the payment page at timed out 3 times so far 🤬

Building work being done at my clinic.
Car park out of use, holes in the ground, skips full of rubble, scaffolding etc.
Fences in place to keep people away from it all.
Patients keep squeezing through the fence anyway instead of coming to our front door that is open and completely accessible 😐

Very proud of myself.
People were wrong on the internet about something and I didn't get involved, because although I know the answer I also know that arguments on the internet are never resolved.
And if I am wrong about that it is just because I have never witnessed it 😀

Colleague cross about being asked to fill in a triage form when making appointments for emergency patients.
Given that they booked in a patient for pain when the issue was asymptomatic recession means they probably need it 🤔

Ok so my social media timelines are full of Gavin and Stacey waffle.
Weirdly the most annoying posts are the "I have never seen an episode +I never will"
So what? Do you want a medal?
I have watched some, so my decision to avoid the show is based on sound judgment yours is based on you being a dick

I don't usually cook turkey for Christmas so decided to do beef and turkey just in case I messed it up.
Both turned out fine. Of course the fact only 3 humans live here means I now have 2 very happy and interested looking cats 😀

It's a Christmas miracle.
Katie is not a lap cat. Katie is very fond of her personal space. Katie growls at you when you try to let her out!
Katie is sat on my lap.. This does not happen!

Dear Celebrations.
It has come to my attention my work colleagues don't like the Bountys much.
Please put more in next year.
I like them very much and get them all to myself! 😀

Retailers!
Emailing me a X% off voucher is not a Christmas present to thank me for my custom. Stop pretending it is.
Thanks..

Heading into London in the train having to listen to a very loud lady telling her friends about how her husband was dressed badly for abbamania because his outfit didn't complement hers.
Lady, get a grip. Dude went with you. I sent my better half with our son instead of me 🤣

Using a VPN to stream from other countries is great and frustrating in equal measures.
Brilliant that I can get content not available here, but I feel so sorry for the Americans having to live with the constant advertisements wrecking every show.