Lol no. Hell no.

This headline is even more pathetic than the pARadE.

A cult.

True.

I thought they did some weighted average, but the numbers still didn’t make sense.

This is a much more plausible explanation, considering how stupid everything is.

He’s “weaving” again. Mostly incoherent.

We’re not out of the woods yet. There’s a general election coming up soon.