Mayo for making a grilled cheese? YES. Mayo for toast? No. No. No.

Might I highly recommend Vampire Survivors. It's a great deck game.

A horrifically tragic descent into profit driven sensationalism. A world where journalism ethics and stockholder value are in some sort of fucked up battle that is partly hidden from the eyes that care.

I think people like your hat and it comes with some level of respect. Only those under 5 gallons in hat volume get the hate.

Nice to have you complete internet stranger. I just value the human conversations that get to happen here. I think many of us weren't big fans of loud screaming with various "ist" overtones. I've been trying to get a circle going but you're right it's tough.

Trying to recreate the past is hard.

I've become a slut for broccoli stems. That being said some daily sauerkraut would turbo charge that microbiome even more and ironically make things better for your health and worse for the city at large at the same time.

Orange man has red eyes from tears. When asked for comment he gave approximately 32 seconds of unintelligible gibberish seemingly related to McDonald's hamburgers.

More at 6.

Ok but that low key sounds lovely. Got a recipe drop? (For no more than 4 people of course)

All things that happen in a healthy and lawful good empire.... Right?...

Thanks for the hard work folks!

I killed my account long ago to avoid the temptation and inevitable disappointment.

But if people can't proclaim super fucked up things that they don't truly understand themselves to somehow validate their existence what do they even have?!? ITS CHRISTMAS.

It's tough. We have them in our main game, but only ever once encountered them off a gang boss. I wouldn't really want them accessible in a game I run.

My friend group will reference going to our tower of murder to this day. My DVD copy is a prized possession from when our Hollywood Video closed.

Plus the amazingly awful parody Flesh Gordon, which is very worth a watch if you can hunt it down!

Someone bring some petrol for the funeral.
If they don't have petrol get ethel.
If they don't have ethel get Mabel.

Ha' cha cha' cha cha'.