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Ev from Felt Lips
@borissentme.bsky.social
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I'm working late, cause I'm a singer.
Sad communist.
Award winning humorist.
ACAB.
TERFs and SWERFs hit the bricks.
He/him

Listen to our songs here:
https://feltlips.bandcamp.com/album/boris-sent-me
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To be seen is to be loved, folks
A series of messages I received from a friend that read: "A reel came up as I was scrolling through Instagram and I could see you had liked it and I was like cool she's gonna fall over" "I was wrong though" "She actually walked her head" "Wacked*" Worth noting that after the woman wacks her head she does absolutely eat shit and fall down.
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Swan Boy is the best webcomic being written
A two panel comic from Swan Boy by Branson Reese. The first panel has Rona holding a package saying "A package! How fun! I wonder what it is. I don't remember ordering anything." The second panel shows the lament configuration on a table with Rona looking at it. She has a worried look on her face and a thought bubble saying "Oh sod."
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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That reminds me of when I met my last dog. She had stranger danger around me at first but then once she realized I was safe she jumped up on the couch and started licking my face and that's when I knew she was My Dog. The fosterer I think knew it too, she took this picture.
A white pitbull on a tan couch licking a white guy with glasses and a beard on the face. They're about to become best friends.
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Homer Simpson saying "It's true! It's true! We're so lame" except his head is replaced with the wire mother's.
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Watched Frankenstein, liked it a lot! A little dodgy CGI never bothered me.
A 4 star review on letterboxd for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein that reads: Guillermo del Toro is really good at making movies about monsters that make me cry. I didn't fully breakdown sobbing like I did in The Shape of Water, but my cheeks got wet! Would be a half star higher if they let Oscar Isaac hang dong.
November 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Used an alt take for my review on letterboxd (was maybe a half star too generous)
A 3.5 star letterboxd review of Predator: Badlands that reads: Between this and Death Stranding 2: On The Beach, 2025 is the year of Elle Fanning destroying robots with her legs to protect her found family.
November 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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This is the year of sci-fi Elle Fanning
Epic handshake meme. The left arm says "Death Stranding 2". The right arm says "Predator Badlands". The handshake says "Elle Fanning learns to survive a hostile environment with her weird found family"
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Bridge Babies
BB-28 aka Lou from Death Stranding
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Double Nickels on the Dime by Minutemen. Mike Watt is driving a classic car at 55 mph down the highway to San Pedro. He's looking into the rearview mirror, making eye contact with the cameraman sitting in the backseat.
November 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Frog from Chrono Trigger stands head and shoulders above the rest
Frog from Chrono Trigger
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Lookout Mountain Lookout Sea by Silver Jews
The cover of Lookout Mountain Lookout Sea by Silver Jews. It is a grey painting of the ocean, rocky outcroppings, and a rock cliff face. There are three elephants, one standing on a rock, one climbing the cliff, and one sitting at the top of the cliff. The words Silver Jews are in the top left corner in red
November 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Asked my army vet brother about marines and tattoos for no particular reason
Me: How knowledgeable would the average marine in 2007 be about what is and isn't a Nazi symbol? My brother: Hahahahaha My brother: Dude My brother: Have you ever met a Marine? They wouldn't be knowledgeable about it at all unless it's a swastika. My brother: SS = Super Strong Me: Ok so "me and my drunk buddies on leave picked a scary skull and cross bones design as a tattoo while on leave in Croatia because military guys like skulls and cross bones" seems like typical behavior to you? My brother: 1000% yes Adding additional text because my alt text coincidentally was 1488 characters! Fuckin whoops!
October 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Review of the chicken broth I made and gave to my landlady.
"The cup is on the bench. Thank you again for the broth. YouYou put Swanson to shame.!!!"
October 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Don't forget this masterpiece (I haven't seen it since like 2003 on cable but I assume it's pretty bad)
The poster for the 2001 horror film Valentine starring DAVID FUCKING BOREANAZ
October 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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They call me "Three Drink Ev" because I always have 3 drinks
A spiced pear cocktail (it hits), cold brew with a too generous splash of oat milk, ice water
October 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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According to bluefacts my score is 5.5, which makes me the BUBSY 3D of BlueSky!
My accounts data with a 5.5 rating Bubsy 3D's rating on GameSpot It's BUBSY 3D! Everyone loves BUBSY! The more dimensions, the better!
September 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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If not that one, then this one
A screenshot of rotten tomatoes for The Last Waltz. The Tomatometer is at 98% and the Popcornmeter is at 94%.
September 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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I love that Macaulay Culkin's picture on Wikipedia is from him performing with his Velvet Underground parody band The Pizza Underground
Macaulay Culkin's wikipedia page featuring a picture of him singing on stage in his pizza themed Velvet Underground parody band The Pizza Underground. He has dark sunglasses on and a headband with ears. His outfit is showing some chest and has a frill collar. He'd make a great Kurt Cobain even though he's 18 years older than Kurt ever was
September 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Kids: can we get The Slaughtering of a Mammoth Hog?

Mom: we have The Slaughtering of a Mammoth Hog at home

The Slaughtering of a Mammoth Hog at home:
The Killing of a Sacred Deer on blu-ray and digital
September 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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I'm a psychic, remember?
A review of Silent Night, Deadly Night 3 that reads An unscrupulous doctor delves into the dreams of a troubled girl named Laura in a plot about a small town serial killer set to toney synth music, featuring Eric Da Re and Richard Beymer. Nope, this isn't Twin Peaks, this is Silent Night Deadly Night 3, which premiered the year before Twin Peaks' pilot!
September 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Midnight Post going out.
A standard white security envelope on a mailbox on a gate at night. The "to" address is obscured by a digitally added white box and the return address is not in the picture. There are three stamps attached - one from the d&d stamp series, one from the Roy Lichtenstein series, and one from the historic railroad stations series. The envelope doesn't look thick, leaving the viewer to assume that the amount of postage is not for weight. Perhaps this envelope is traveling beyond where the USPS delivers...
August 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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With alt text.
A screenshot of a tweet from David Freedlander. The text reads: Mamdani tells the press that Cuomo is still running because "Andrew Cuomo is someone who doesn't understand that no means no" The image is of NYC democratic mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani in a crowd on the street. He's wearing a dark suit with a white shirt and dark tie and a black rain jacket. The crowd behind him is made of people holding up cellphones. The crowd in front of him is made of members of the press holding microphones up to him with their respective stations on their microphones.
August 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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The town I grew up in, population 3686, has a dinner and this is their "breakfast anytime" menu
A menu page for Lou and Perry's in Honea Path, SC. There are multiple egg options, 4 different omelettes, and a selection of biscuits. Everything is reasonably priced.
July 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Organizing my bookshelves on a Thursday night
Two shelves of books organized roughly in categories of Religion Math Science Politics History Biography Culture Also there's a bronze open hand that holds a bunch of loose change
July 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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I get my sermons from Gloo. Homilies from Crezh. I get spiritual guidance from pryr.
A website headline. Above the headline it says "Paid Content for Gloo". The headline reads "AI and the Church". The sub headline reads "Why trusted, faith-aligned AI matters."
June 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM