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My employer’s remote work policies are changing, and Salt Lake City isn’t “commutable distance” from Boston, so I’m looking for a new job. If you’re hiring software developers to work on something that’s prosocial and technically ambitious, DM me, or check my website for my email.
this is a reasonable top 10 most scrobbled artists
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
overstimulated pinball in a pinball machine. i don’t know what’s happening but i know a lot of it is happening
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
can’t wait to learn about myself, the micro trans it
new EPISODE about using CARS and VANS as CRAPPY BUSES
November 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
in the spirit of doing the opposite of all the worst trends of the industry, htmx should become woke
October 31, 2025 at 3:22 AM
that awkward moment when your personality disorder is a substantial component of your personality so it’s hard to imagine getting better while still being yourself
October 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I may be still on my phone at 3:30 AM but at least I'm up to date on drama in a package manager I don't use or even particularly care about
October 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
solipsistic chinese room. I don't exist, I'm only pretending to exist
October 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
amazing how Stephen Colbert discovered the most fundamental limitation of LLMs twelve years before they even existed in their current form. truthiness has never been so popular
October 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
October 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
1. unfortunately, yes
2. unfortunately, yes
3. unfortunately, yes
Are computers real? Are you a computer? Have you ever used a computer
October 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
was going to be like “do i need to make woke omarchy” but no, woke omarchy will probably happen anyway and it’ll be called LixOS
October 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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My employer’s remote work policies are changing, and Salt Lake City isn’t “commutable distance” from Boston, so I’m looking for a new job. If you’re hiring software developers to work on something that’s prosocial and technically ambitious, DM me, or check my website for my email.
October 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My employer’s remote work policies are changing, and Salt Lake City isn’t “commutable distance” from Boston, so I’m looking for a new job. If you’re hiring software developers to work on something that’s prosocial and technically ambitious, DM me, or check my website for my email.
October 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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The function of the waffles joke is an in-group signifier. Singal, Graber, and Oppiliappan are showing in-group solidarity; they're all in on a joke. The joke is they have institutional power, and you don't, and they feel contempt for you, that you still want to have opinions about how power's used.
October 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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she is listening to some love honk, naturally

i miss cohost
October 1, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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September 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
drunk doing karaoke and did not do Shelter justice but whatever it’s bar karaoke
September 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
1dayofstatic
Animal As Leader
Groove Warship
Mick Jenkin
The Naked and Famou
ONE ZOO
One 1
make a band singular:

The Beastie Boy
Make a band singular

1 Maniac
One Dog Night
Tina Turner
The Weaver
David Crosby
September 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Bad news: recovery and replacement is expensive.

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September 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Team Cherry rn
September 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
“oh this vps doesn’t need an ipv4 address, all i need to do is grab some stuff from github” ← clueless
August 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
stealing legend valor by using mare solely to give yourself the ultimate raid weapons is a really funny bit, and the idea of an ultimate raider mare user who gets mad at that is comedy gold. but justifying your mod policy by gesturing towards that second user is just kinda sad
August 28, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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thank you @valkyri-anna.bsky.social for the idea hehe
August 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM