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Lobotomies are so in for 2026

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(10/10)

Today, I'm supposed to make an initial payment to the hospital, and I don't have the funds. I budgeted for Plan A, not the emergency of Plan B. I know times are hard for everyone, but I can't fix this alone. (9/10)

My recovery has been more involved than anticipated. I was supposed to return home to Chicago yesterday, but I've had to extend my stay in San Francisco for another two weeks to heal enough for the four-hour flight. (8/10)

This change in venue was catastrophic for my finances. I now face an unexpected out-of-pocket bill of $6,400 due to the emergency workup and significantly higher hospital fees versus the surgical center. (7/10)

Thankfully, hospital labs ruled out all serious emergent conditions. With ER clearance, my surgeon fit me into his schedule two days later on Friday afternoon. But he could no longer operate at the surgical center—only at the main hospital. (6/10)

My surgeon sent me straight to the ER in San Francisco to rule out a pulmonary embolism. I went from preparing for healing to fearing for my life, wondering if I was in immediate danger. (5/10)

After being gowned and prepped, everything came to a halt. The anesthesiologist canceled my surgery because my oxygen saturation levels were concerningly low. In an instant, I went from relief to panic. (4/10)

My surgery was scheduled for 1 p.m. on Wednesday, November 12th at an outpatient surgical center in Greenbrae. I arrived physically, mentally, and financially prepared. (3/10)

I traveled to California to help @pupogre.bsky.social recover and for my necessary revision surgery to address multiple types of painful tissue on my clitoris. This wasn't cosmetic—it was a critical intervention to address pain that affected my daily life and could no longer go unaddressed. (2/10)

Yes please 👅