In the full clip, does he actually start with a “Methinks “

Kin ell mate x x

Reading stories of how people have accidentally made friends,family or colleagues eat something they shouldn’t have is woke now

Yodel recently left a parcel with a neighbour and a note to us saying “your parcel is at number 29”.
We are number 29. Luckily our neighbour isn’t a prick and so gave us a knock with the parcel in his hand.

My wife suggested that all the St George’s flags should be replaced by pictures of (Saint) George Michael instead, especially in December.

*checks pic for some weird Al slop giveaway*

Imagine being that performatively mental all the time. Must be knackering.

Isn’t this just Kemi leaning into the whole X thing where all the right wing nut jobs are suddenly becoming very very Christian?

I have been a vegetarian longer than even Nectar or Tesco Clubcard have existed and yet they still regularly recommend that I purchase some bit of an animal to cook.