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🏳️‍⚧️ Just a geek looking for her place on the net. Sometimes I'll post art of painted miniatures, but mostly I'll be snarky.

I'm probably not as funny as I think I am, but I think I'm hilarious.
December 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
December 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Actually, it's this one:
October 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Relationship goal:
September 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
A trans woman managing to exist in peace.

🖕
September 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
You also have the freedom of speech, as long as the state likes what you have to say.

#Miniatures
September 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
September 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
While pursuing the Enemy into their cavernous lair, the hunters become the hunted...

#MiniaturesArt
August 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
August 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Fun fact: this guy works for #Trump, but he's talking about Letitia James.

It's rare to see someone be so wrong, but so VERY, VERY right...
August 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
More like, "Interior Defecator."
August 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Despite the rousing victory speech, Sarge couldn't help but think he was forgetting something...
August 5, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Well, we told you so.
May 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Holy fuck. It basically looks like the #Trump administration is using ChatGPT to create trade policy.

We. Are. Doomed.
April 3, 2025 at 8:32 AM
This sums up #MAGAts quite nicely.
April 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
A dungeon AND a dragon.
January 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I'm trying to figure out how helping people is antithetical to American values.

I mean, aside from the fact that helping people is antithetical to #Trump's values...
January 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
We tried to warn them.

#FAFO
January 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I've got an idea for a name - Denali.
January 21, 2025 at 9:28 AM
There's even a Treant!

#Lego
#D&D
January 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Newest project:
January 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"They're eating the dogs!" -Donald #Trump, citing all his available evidence.

Evidence isn't something he usually bothers with.
January 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Maintaining a realistic assessment of my weaknesses is on the Evil Overlord list.
January 8, 2025 at 9:21 AM
48 hours ago, there was a deal and a plan in place. There wasn't a problem to solve.

The only reason there's a problem now is because #PresidentMusk threw a bitch-fit and sent #Trump to burn it all down.

THIS IS LITERALLY YOUR FAULT, YOU STABLE-FUCKING-GENIUS!
December 20, 2024 at 2:17 PM
It occurs to me that nobody should be surprised at the reaction to the #CEO murder. The #InsaneClownPosse predicted this 30 years ago:
December 19, 2024 at 12:03 PM