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True Blue | pro-Democracy | Dog/cat/plant dad | Artist | Reader | LSU | Saints | former elementary ed | I think I'm funny 😁
July 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Doc mcstuffins ain't got shit on me. Rescued from a Walt/Charlie tag team. After a little water, a peanut, and a trusting bird letting me look at its wings and legs, we hopped a little, then flew back to the bamboo
July 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Got an interview!!
July 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It's that time of the summer where I miss football so I watch the 2019 LSU season and some of the offensive masterclasses by JD5 from '23.
July 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Father Figure is such a strange song...and yet it is such a bop.

I know that giving you 40-50 year old music takes are the "hot thing" right now, but I'm practically a 36 year old fossil.
July 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I bartended for like 10 years. Not once, did somebody order a "tonic and gin." Not even while piano man was playing.
July 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Some days, I just wish my dad invented toaster strudel.
July 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
July 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Happy beheading day to all those who celebrate. Feeling a little more french today. #nokings

#succulents
July 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Sometimes, you just need to listen to Deloused in the Comatorium by the Mars Volta real real loud. Today was a day for it.
July 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
July 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
So for the fourth, I am thinking aboutsetting up a mini guillotine and beheading some of my bigger succulents for propagation. Not feeling very American independence, but French revolution with the plants.
July 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Anne hath a problem
Anne hath a solution
Anne hath a will
And when Anne hath a will, Anne Hathaway.
July 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
p. sure this awful bill made it through the Senate on the one year anniversary from SCOTUS presidential immunity . I love this contry, but celebrate inependence day this year? Im two states away from a concentration camp in florida with deputized alligators?

I just know ju-lyin..its only the 1st
July 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
You must be in Louisiana if lunch is driving to the gas station to get some boudin balls.
June 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
People ask me, why do you have so many plants. I actually have a genetic condition, where my body, can't produce it's own plants, and so I have to supplement.
June 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Yes, I agree — it would be terrible. Please do NOT share this information!!!
June 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Jamie Raskin-Constitution expert extraordinaire

Explaining article 1 & how the framers defined the role of the President.
June 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My dog hates baths. But I'm a millennial so all I hear is him being like "I don't want no scrubs".
June 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Gonna be really weird watching Top Gun: Maverick now.
June 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I have jury duty on Monday. You think they'll get mad if I ask "hey when does someone say 'I object?' just anytime there's a lull?"
June 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Miley lied, there's no party here right now.
June 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Happy "trebek is getting a tattoo" day to any that widh to celebrate.
June 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I call this cardinals "aspiring pope"..he's like "you talkin about me bitch?"
June 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Charlie said fuck your blue jay
June 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM