I keep telling myself that the stupider and eviler it gets, the faster it will finally hit the bottom, and things will start to turn around. It's pure cope, but despair isn't going to help me get out of bed.

Team pecan!

This is at West Point.

I knew we were doomed when the RTO commands came from on high. Telecommuting won't fix the climate, but it helps, is super easy, and the pandemic proved it works. Commercial real estate is more valuable than preventing Mercury on Earth, I guess. I wonder what office space goes for on Mercury?

First, one must power up a series of tubes using magnets. Be very careful not to get the magnets wet.

I've been asking friends, family, and anyone who will listen to boycott all things Meta for years. Unfortunately, most respond by acting like I'm making some completely weird and unreasonable request.

This response for the win today

All those durn immigrants, doing all the hard work to keep this country functioning...how dare they.

The Overton Window isn't going to drag itself back from the abyss. It requires some friction.

Without immigrants, this country falls apart. Source: *flails arms, gestures at everything*

So that's 86 Democrats we need to primary.

I looooooove how 86 Democrats joined Republicans in publicly condemning socialism in preparation for Mamdani's meeting w/ Trump. Mamdani had this jackalope cheesing and gushing. It's so amazing how that works.

Good news, everyone! Nobody is looking for jobs. Only because there are no jobs, but let's not focus on that right now.

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