Hey now, those discount jeans didn’t ask to be worn by an ICE chud. I wear Kirkland jeans. Costco is for all people and unfortunately that includes chuds too.

French black bottom is the unsung hero of the desert menu at House of Pies

get yourself a potato ricer- that is the real key to superior mashed potatoes

that legitimately rules

i usually do that with an apple pie once or twice between the holidays every year. helps with the 4pm sunset thing

I used to do a workshop every year at the Texas HS theater convention. It was maybe an hour long and even that much was really helpful