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I’ve fallen and i cannot legally move it move it anymore
i cant stop thinking about this
January 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
so proud of demi moore
January 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
my stomach has been making this deep bellowing gurgle for about 7 years now. its comforting in a way. it’s getting expensive maintaining this illusion of normalcy.
December 16, 2024 at 8:53 PM
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November 14, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Normalize willn’t [will not]

As in:

Friend: can you help me real quick?

Me: I could but I willn’t.

Friend: what does willn’t mean? Can you help me or not?

Me: it means I will not. Willn’t is a contraction to make it shorter. It’s like won’t but it’s not as confusing.

Friend: oh. Okay.
November 15, 2024 at 5:07 AM
POV: you are the games on my phone
November 14, 2024 at 8:30 AM
is that what this app is for? lil freaking freakers?

i'm in.

my freak is that i don't like capitalizing the pronoun "i"
fuck it I’m gonna be a lil FREAK on this app imma get FREAKY
October 18, 2024 at 10:51 PM
it sure does smell like updog in here
October 18, 2024 at 9:13 AM