Adolf Rizzler
@booty-ootycheeks.bsky.social
Bernie would have won
December 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Bernie would have won
Hey, bud, did you just blow in from stupid town?
December 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Hey, bud, did you just blow in from stupid town?
I want that inside of me
December 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I want that inside of me
If pizza is Italian then spaghetti is Chinese.
December 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If pizza is Italian then spaghetti is Chinese.
We almost agree but the difference is a nitpick so whatever
December 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
We almost agree but the difference is a nitpick so whatever
Absolutely abominable.
December 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Absolutely abominable.
Canadian AND a Brussel Sprout enjoyer? Disgusting.
December 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Canadian AND a Brussel Sprout enjoyer? Disgusting.
Pizza is American and I'm incredibly proud of that.
December 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Pizza is American and I'm incredibly proud of that.
I love Twitter so much
December 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I love Twitter so much
Anyone can make the same claim about your assertion.
Face it, she lost fair and square. 2024 was a shit show and Harris was so abhorrent that she couldn't prevent a non-consecutive Trump term.
Face it, she lost fair and square. 2024 was a shit show and Harris was so abhorrent that she couldn't prevent a non-consecutive Trump term.
December 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Anyone can make the same claim about your assertion.
Face it, she lost fair and square. 2024 was a shit show and Harris was so abhorrent that she couldn't prevent a non-consecutive Trump term.
Face it, she lost fair and square. 2024 was a shit show and Harris was so abhorrent that she couldn't prevent a non-consecutive Trump term.
Are you willing to entertain the idea that Biden stole it from Trump? If not then youre a hypocrite.
December 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Are you willing to entertain the idea that Biden stole it from Trump? If not then youre a hypocrite.
Burritos are important
December 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Burritos are important
No carb. All chili.
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
No carb. All chili.
Sir, there appears to be corn on your pizza
December 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sir, there appears to be corn on your pizza
Bernie would have won
December 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Bernie would have won
I'd rather slam my tit in a door
December 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I'd rather slam my tit in a door
This man doesn't know how to beta Trump. He couldn't even beat Bernie.
December 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This man doesn't know how to beta Trump. He couldn't even beat Bernie.
Most reasonable take ever
December 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Most reasonable take ever
She's certainly not a great wife. Couldn't even keep her husband alive.
December 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
She's certainly not a great wife. Couldn't even keep her husband alive.
Be the girlfriend that you want to see in the world.
December 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Be the girlfriend that you want to see in the world.
Probably not, but it would be a lot cooler if it did
December 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Probably not, but it would be a lot cooler if it did