You need to find an old photo with you and him and stage a reshoot years later

I did it with my old gal a couple years ago and it turned out great!

...loveable? According to an extremely rough figure from a quick search there are over 100,000 adjectives in the English language and one of, if not the least likely to be used to describe Charlie Kirk was "lovable"

I mean just a handful I would use are:

Malicious
Vile
Corrupt
Depraved
Cruel

This got the synapses firing and I knew I had at least one Jays uniform from way back when I was a wee lad and I found it!

It's not powder blue but I'll definitely have to bring this one out of retirement and put it in the rotation

(And Bean clearly approves)

The Portland Bangers' new mascot kind of looks familiar to me... did he do that thing where he was born wealthy and never faced any real adversity, constantly getting away with things due to name and status until ultimately receiving a job he wasn't remotely qualified for?

No? It's just a mascot?

This blood orange we have has some serious cake. Hope that helps

I think my mother in law was a dinosaur! Amiright guys?! MOTHER IN LAW! A DINOSAUR! IT'S MEANT AS AN INSULT!

Sorry that kind of shitty comedy tends to do well and I'm broke so I figured I'd sell out for a bit

You look great! Also I'd be a Carnotaurus 'cause of the wicked eyebrows

But also look at this guy! He's a bird, but one you don't even know is there. I bet he shuts the fuck up in the mornings unlike those bastards which live in my tree

Recently on a podcast I mentioned Yu-Gi-Oh! despite not knowing a thing about it and our friend/listener (Johnny Radical for those in the know) sent us this card and I can't stop thinking about how awesome it is

Is Yu-Gi-Oh! really great and I don't know it?

So that means the good guys need to work hard and eat their vitamins and yell some prayers and always open doors for old ladies and always give firm handshakes, right?

Of course you're right! Time for a training montage!

But why are Hulk and Macho Man here? Well a mysterious developer has bought the Venice Beach Boys Workout Club, which just so happens to be where Macho Man and Hulk Hogan trained when they were kids!

The developer is apparently Ric Flair, and he brings along some muscle in the form of Big Van Vader

But I can hear all of you Baywatch fans out there moaning and groaning about how there's no way a plotline featuring several beefy men giving each other sleeper holds contains enough serious drama to keep your attention

But don't fret, there's a whole other B-plot featuring a cancer scare!

Highlights from the episode include a thrilling jet ski race between the Towers of Power's Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage

It's a tight race right up until the Hulkster gets distracted by a hot bikini babe, so to make up ground he pushes a little too hard and eventually things take a turn...

So with that said let's kick off some BlueSky promos!

This past week on our TV Rewatch podcast The Boob Tube boys (open.spotify.com/show/51omlwC...)

We once again hit the beaches of California by revisiting the 90s hit Baywatch!

This is the one that thinks bell peppers are spicy and voted for Trump because he's "tough on crime"

It comes with a set of Ford F350 keys, wraparound sunglasses, and a Try That in a Small Town by Jason Aldean download code for Apple iTunes

Guys I have discovered something important, though I don't know what to do with this information

#StarWars #BossNass #MattGaetzTouchesChildren #DoWeUseHashtagsHere?

This is my favorite one on there. I mean everything points to them being awful, especially the name Horse Soldier