Bootsy Spankins, P.I.
@bootsyspankinspi.bsky.social
The unpaid intern of pop.
The Johnny Appleseed of VHS.
Filmmaker/Musician.
The Johnny Appleseed of VHS.
Filmmaker/Musician.
I’ll let you in on a little secret: I always put my favorite recording as the opening track.
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I’ll let you in on a little secret: I always put my favorite recording as the opening track.
Wish I knew this before I bought the pepper steak
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Wish I knew this before I bought the pepper steak
It’s what ya gotta do
November 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It’s what ya gotta do
My Halloween costumes from the last couple of years: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer and Darth Vedder
October 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My Halloween costumes from the last couple of years: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer and Darth Vedder
A special congratulations to Whiskey Cat Productions on their short film Last Minute winning the Grand Prize at Louisiana Film Prize - one of the best festivals in the country. (I composed & recorded the score which will be available soon!) @michaelcusumano.bsky.social @charityschubert.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
A special congratulations to Whiskey Cat Productions on their short film Last Minute winning the Grand Prize at Louisiana Film Prize - one of the best festivals in the country. (I composed & recorded the score which will be available soon!) @michaelcusumano.bsky.social @charityschubert.bsky.social
Incredibly dramatic shot. Best I’ve seen in a long time.
October 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Incredibly dramatic shot. Best I’ve seen in a long time.
A song I wish I wrote.
October 4, 2025 at 6:14 AM
A song I wish I wrote.
I’m ready to call it. This is the best store-bought ice cream I’ve ever had in my life.
September 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’m ready to call it. This is the best store-bought ice cream I’ve ever had in my life.
I’m just remembering this. I checked out the “Top News” section on YouTube at some point last month. Local news segments from Fox, NBC, ABC, and countless others. Makes total sense now.
September 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I’m just remembering this. I checked out the “Top News” section on YouTube at some point last month. Local news segments from Fox, NBC, ABC, and countless others. Makes total sense now.
Maybe this is the year the Marlins don’t end the Mets’ playoff hopes on the last game of the season…
September 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Maybe this is the year the Marlins don’t end the Mets’ playoff hopes on the last game of the season…
The Double R Burger from Roy Rogers is on my Mt. Rushmore of fast food sandwiches. What a beaut’!
August 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The Double R Burger from Roy Rogers is on my Mt. Rushmore of fast food sandwiches. What a beaut’!
RIP Danielle Spencer
August 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
RIP Danielle Spencer
I’m excited that a short documentary I made for KEF will be premiering on YouTube on Thursday, August 14th. I’d be more than happy to talk about it
August 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I’m excited that a short documentary I made for KEF will be premiering on YouTube on Thursday, August 14th. I’d be more than happy to talk about it
This stayed up on a local restaurant’s menu up until a year or so ago
June 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
This stayed up on a local restaurant’s menu up until a year or so ago
Very proud of my hometown paper. (RIP Brian Wilson)
June 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Very proud of my hometown paper. (RIP Brian Wilson)
One of my favorite gags ever
June 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
One of my favorite gags ever
There’s really nothing better than seeing two assholes fight one another
June 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
There’s really nothing better than seeing two assholes fight one another
Pretend for a moment that this actually happened. If you dare your son to punch you in the face and he actually does it… it’s because he is absolutely confident that you’re a pussy.
May 31, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Pretend for a moment that this actually happened. If you dare your son to punch you in the face and he actually does it… it’s because he is absolutely confident that you’re a pussy.