Bryan
booryan.bsky.social
Bryan
@booryan.bsky.social
33 🏳️‍🌈 Boston
Professional Pool Boy
Owie
September 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Went to the bathhouse and saw a former coworker who still works with my MOM.

Boston is such a fucking small city I hate it here.
September 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Wait not yet I don’t have a slutty emoji copy pasta ready to text the group chat
August 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Tiktok witches gave me hope it would be today
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August 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
60° overcast and pumpkin is back at dunks I AM A NEW MAN
August 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I ate eight hotdogs in ten minutes and won 🫃
July 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It (unfortunately) says a lot about me that I’m a gay man living in Massachusetts and have only ever been to ptown with family.
July 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I’m 30 miles away on the cape but okay
July 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
So stoked to be working on a Saturday morning instead of doing gay shit for pride
June 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Hi gay
June 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I have a spreadsheet with a watch list for friends that are getting into #Survivor and I banished this season weeks ago
May 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I’m four hours into Blue Prince and I’m just now realizing the pun in the fucking title
May 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Not pictured: the vodka soda I couldn’t finish bc I’m too full :(
April 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I've never been a twink how about that
April 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
It’s 65° and sunny because I’m a procrastinator and have to do my taxes today :(
April 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Well yeah, Kori was wearing dunkins colors so
April 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
happy nobody on the internet is funny day to all those who celebrate
April 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
It’s cool there was a lunar eclipse on my birthday, uncool that it’s such a boring number like 34
March 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
It takes a special kind of stupid to get a sunburn in March and yet here I am, getting sunburned in March.
March 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I had to go to my cousin’s very churchy wedding today and didn’t burst into flames

Clearly I am not sinning hard enough
March 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I want to support the only lesbian bar in this city but they played Ed Sheeran and that’s unforgivable
March 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My company sent out the sign ups for Pride night at Fenway today (allyship)

I had to drive the new guy to today’s site so I haven’t listened to Mayhem yet (homophobic)
March 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I wouldn’t confess my humble traits on national television even for a million dollars #survivor
March 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
It’s Wednesday
March 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The thirst traps I see on here are 80% of the reason I remember which day of the week it is
March 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM