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"If someone demeans you for being soft, always remember: It is better to be a marshmallow, than a harsh fellow" ~ Some doofus
keeping a social media manager in my thoughts and slowly rotating them in my mind (it isn't illegal)
October 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
keeping a social media manager in my thoughts and slowly rotating them in my mind (it isn't illegal)
apparently the Empress put diamonds on her crown with the same level of restraint I have putting parmesan cheese on spaghetti
October 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
apparently the Empress put diamonds on her crown with the same level of restraint I have putting parmesan cheese on spaghetti
Bet a lot of scifi authors feel silly now after all their "oh no the hyper intelligent robots overthrow humanity" stories were way off the mark.
Turns out, humanity's downfall will be led by the biggest virtual dummies answering the banal questions of terminally online guys with unwiped asses.
Turns out, humanity's downfall will be led by the biggest virtual dummies answering the banal questions of terminally online guys with unwiped asses.
October 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Bet a lot of scifi authors feel silly now after all their "oh no the hyper intelligent robots overthrow humanity" stories were way off the mark.
Turns out, humanity's downfall will be led by the biggest virtual dummies answering the banal questions of terminally online guys with unwiped asses.
Turns out, humanity's downfall will be led by the biggest virtual dummies answering the banal questions of terminally online guys with unwiped asses.
Anubis but he just feeds you taco bell to judge you instead of that whole business with the feather
October 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Anubis but he just feeds you taco bell to judge you instead of that whole business with the feather
Now she just needs Songbirds on her shoulders to complete the "I'm done messing around" build for story mode.
October 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Now she just needs Songbirds on her shoulders to complete the "I'm done messing around" build for story mode.
my mind palace when I'm trying to manifest the one room I need to draft before I call it a day.
October 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
my mind palace when I'm trying to manifest the one room I need to draft before I call it a day.
Every time I hear something from Jeffries it's like a guy saw the Coughing Baby vs. Hydrogen Bomb meme and aspired to be the baby
October 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Every time I hear something from Jeffries it's like a guy saw the Coughing Baby vs. Hydrogen Bomb meme and aspired to be the baby
Government out here describing transitioning like it's Shadow the Hedgehog collecting all the Chaos Emeralds in the dark storyline.
September 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Government out here describing transitioning like it's Shadow the Hedgehog collecting all the Chaos Emeralds in the dark storyline.
are you still proud about handing power over to him
Anyway thanks for letting us know this is bad. I had no idea. Appreciate you weighing in on this. 👍It helps a lot. Not just anyone has the vision to post on social media that things are not going so well.
Anyway thanks for letting us know this is bad. I had no idea. Appreciate you weighing in on this. 👍It helps a lot. Not just anyone has the vision to post on social media that things are not going so well.
September 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
are you still proud about handing power over to him
Anyway thanks for letting us know this is bad. I had no idea. Appreciate you weighing in on this. 👍It helps a lot. Not just anyone has the vision to post on social media that things are not going so well.
Anyway thanks for letting us know this is bad. I had no idea. Appreciate you weighing in on this. 👍It helps a lot. Not just anyone has the vision to post on social media that things are not going so well.
I hope it isn't a sequel to Q. I don't think U could handle being caught up in that sordid love triangle.
September 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I hope it isn't a sequel to Q. I don't think U could handle being caught up in that sordid love triangle.
bro has the warrior's spirit forged in the darkest Home Depot parking lots
September 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
bro has the warrior's spirit forged in the darkest Home Depot parking lots
Not the little tiny fish catching strays. 😢
September 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Not the little tiny fish catching strays. 😢
Bro some kids were shot literally the same day, America's violent as fuck. America's like a pitbull trained by a council of the evilest people in the world only to kill, infected with rabies, that regularly eats children but its owner just goes "Oh gosh golly gee they're never like this! 😆"
September 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Bro some kids were shot literally the same day, America's violent as fuck. America's like a pitbull trained by a council of the evilest people in the world only to kill, infected with rabies, that regularly eats children but its owner just goes "Oh gosh golly gee they're never like this! 😆"
this lady sounds like she's gonna end up downloading her chatgpt homunculus into a sexbot for her husband to save her more time to brag on the internet how efficient she is
September 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
this lady sounds like she's gonna end up downloading her chatgpt homunculus into a sexbot for her husband to save her more time to brag on the internet how efficient she is
Oh shit she's gonna do it, she's gonna become the quickest Bunslinger in the west.
August 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Oh shit she's gonna do it, she's gonna become the quickest Bunslinger in the west.
If you combine that with the grenade ammo you can get Flame Rounds.
Or combine it with a Red Herb to change your condition from Fine to Tummy Hort.
Or combine it with a Red Herb to change your condition from Fine to Tummy Hort.
August 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
If you combine that with the grenade ammo you can get Flame Rounds.
Or combine it with a Red Herb to change your condition from Fine to Tummy Hort.
Or combine it with a Red Herb to change your condition from Fine to Tummy Hort.
i'm no debate scientist but i think when you're inventing hypotheticals to justify supporting Adolf Hitler you probably lost this one man
August 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
i'm no debate scientist but i think when you're inventing hypotheticals to justify supporting Adolf Hitler you probably lost this one man
Better there than lying in some alley or gutter I say. Some may consider this a strike against them, but I think they should spare this person their judgment.
August 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Better there than lying in some alley or gutter I say. Some may consider this a strike against them, but I think they should spare this person their judgment.
Why don't you pervasively multi-modal the ambience of deez nuts
August 14, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Why don't you pervasively multi-modal the ambience of deez nuts
you reply like Elon Musk
August 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
you reply like Elon Musk
is this what you meant about how things'd be okay, because you'd have a book deal
What a girlboss.
What a girlboss.
August 1, 2025 at 10:15 AM
is this what you meant about how things'd be okay, because you'd have a book deal
What a girlboss.
What a girlboss.
Republican trying so hard to distinguish himself from Trump: "It's all those damn brown people's fault!"
July 28, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Republican trying so hard to distinguish himself from Trump: "It's all those damn brown people's fault!"
☝️🤓 Erm, actually, Mr. President, you can't legally do that.
July 10, 2025 at 9:42 AM
☝️🤓 Erm, actually, Mr. President, you can't legally do that.
You're an American, by your own logic you're just as guilty of being a Trump supporter as the drowned corpses of children you're currently dancing atop the graves of.
July 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
You're an American, by your own logic you're just as guilty of being a Trump supporter as the drowned corpses of children you're currently dancing atop the graves of.