Carrie Underwood's next album is gonna be really weird.

let me iiin *fart* *gasp*
one eye open when i’m sleeping, one eeeye
what the dog doin?
beep boo boo bop boo boo
what?
our table!
boi!
augh!
i like ya cut
aaaagh!
*bonk*
have you ever had a dream? nope
bruh
my name is jeff
red light
o kay.
i’m sorry for starting again can we please start again?

i love this app it’s like twitter if it wasn’t twitter!!!