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Phil Leslie
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Arkansan by birth, Pennsylvanian by choice. Following Jesus with the Southern Baptist Convention. Radio broadcaster since 1979. Soliciting will get you blocked!
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Saturday afternoon with my favorite snack
December 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
📣 New Podcast! "Inflantion Hits Santa's Cookies, GameStop's Trade Anything Day, and Grandma's Birthday Cake Fire" on @Spreaker #birthdaycakefire #gamestop #kidsfakemoneyscam #prisonstupidity #tonguetattoo #waymostupidity
Inflantion Hits Santa's Cookies, GameStop's Trade Anything Day, and Grandma's Birthday Cake Fire
We are "Pancho-less" for this FINAL 2025 Episode...Pancho took a week of vacation so he could contract strep throat so this Weekend Episode is not only late being published but also significantly shorter because Pancho isn't here with his observations and biting wit! However, the stupidity must go on and you can look for some fresh stupidity in January, 2026 while we take a couple of weeks off to let the stupidity catch up! In this last Weekend Episode of 2025... - [A Piece of My Mind]…Holiday Tradition Gets Pricier: Santa’s Cookies Now Cost $8.44 - 2 Waymos Crashed Into Each Other, Trapping a 3rd—Blocking Entire Street - GameStop's "Trade Anything Day" Saw Customers Bring in a Goose, "Friends" on VHS, and a Tiny Jesus - Student’s Arm Tattoo Ends Up On Her Tongue After Cancer Surgery - Deputies bust 3–accused of giving kids counterfeit money to spend at FL businesses & bring real money back for change - Grandma Who Lit Birthday Cake and Almost Caused a Structure Fire - Lawyer sues casino after waking up in handcuffs with $75k debt he doesn’t remember - FL Woman Charged After Deputies Find Anti-Anxiety Meds In Her Genital
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December 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Chillin' 'round the Christmas tree
December 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
📣 New Podcast! "Sniifing Farts, DoorDash-dardly Deed, Dead Hog Smorgasboard" on @Spreaker #doordash #eatingdeadhog #farts #pornhub #snowassalt #snowassault #teleporting #vigilantejustice #walkingnaked
Sniifing Farts, DoorDash-dardly Deed, Dead Hog Smorgasboard
Increase your brain power ...not from Reader's Digest, but from your own "air biscuits"! If you're getting food from a DoorDasher, better have your Ring Camera rolling! Internet influencers have really gone to the hogs...as in eating them raw, on college campuses. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... - A Guy Robbed a Liquor Store with an "Old-Timey" Gun - GA Man Shoots at Random Shopper Outside of Lowe's–Wanted to Be Rewarded - A Guy Uses a Snow Blower To Assault Someone With Snow - In-N-Out Removed "67" From Its Order Numbers - FL Woman Arrested After Being Seen Walking On A Sidewalk Sipping Cinnamon Whiskey—Wearing NOTHING Below The Waist - NJ Man Who Portrayed Santa Claus Charged with Child Porn Offenses - FL Woman Faces Felony for Throwing Chicken at Victim’s Face - DoorDash Driver Accused of Spraying Pepper Spray on Arby’s Food After Dropping It Off At a Home...Over a Small Tip - Which English-Speaking Countries Use the F-Word the Most? "F’ing USA" - FL Car Thief Said He Was "Teleported” Into Stolen BMW - Deer Attack Blow-up Reindeer Decor on Woman’s Front Lawn - Viral TikTok Holiday Treat: Vanilla Ice Cream...Doused in Red Wine - (SICKO) FL Man Cut Open, Ate Dead HOG at Clock Tower - NJ man praised for trying to save neighbor in fire is now charged in her murder - Former DoorDash Driver Pleads Not Guilty To Filming Unconscious, Half-Naked Customer - This Is Why You Don't Blow Leaves on Your Rooftop When You're 86 - A Guy Called the Cops After the Car He Stole Got Towed - A Lawyer Is Suing the IRS, Demanding Pets Count as Legal Dependents - Sniffing Your Own “Air Biscuits” Boosts Brain Power - FL Woman Charged Again For Public Sex Activity In Parking Lot - Pornhub reveals number of women watching X-rated videos is surging And our weekly stupid rundown from the latest current events in the Insane Week in Review plus the 7 "winner" from this week's Genius Awards!
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December 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Chillin' 'round the Christmas tree
December 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
📣 New Podcast! "Overthinking Parenthood, Russian Bird-Biodrones, and Pit Porn" on @Spreaker #airportstupidity #camerahackers #childauction #flyingbiodrones #newparents #pitporn #swallowingthings #waymo
Overthinking Parenthood, Russian Bird-Biodrones, and Pit Porn
There is a degree of trepidation for new parents but when overthinking becomes the norm, it's time for a reality check. We all know Russia is always up to no good when it comes to experimenting on new ways to spy on the rest of the world. Well, now they're putting computer chips in bird brains to use as flying spy planes. There is a fetish for almost any form of stupidity and this has to be the stupidest: Getting your jollies from licking armpits. My Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero, gets more than a little uncomfortable trying to get through this story! In this Weekend Episode.... - [A Piece of My Mind…] For New Parents, Dark and Disturbing Thoughts are Extremely Common - Man Couldn't Pay for Airport Parking. So, Called in a Bomb Threat to Get Out of the Lot - Waymo Drives Through Middle of An Armed Police Standoff - Russia Unveils Spy Pigeons, With Brain Implants & Cameras, That Are STEERED REMOTELY - Police Arrest 4 Suspects For Hacking 120,000 Cameras To Create Sex Videos - A Man Had a Working Cigarette Lighter in His Stomach for 30 Years - 73-y/o MS man ‘tries to buy’ baby at Louisiana auction in shocking offer - “Pit porn” is one of the most requested fetishes of 2025 Pancho is given a couple of questions to answer with his sage wisdom on whether or not to end a relationship with a woman who's going through a divorce and what to do with a wife that is spending out of control. In this week's Insane Game Show, play along with Pancho to see if your stupidity is worse than his!
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December 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
📣 New Podcast! "Bald Eagle Cat Bomb, TSA Tampon Scan, and A Radio Show Creepy Caller" on @Spreaker #ai #badsanta #cryogenicfreeze #deadbodyfound #deadcatthroughwindsheld #gunsandgirls #houseguests #tsa
Bald Eagle Cat Bomb, TSA Tampon Scan, and A Radio Show Creepy Caller
Nature can be so beautiful until it comes through your car's windshield as you travel down the freeway! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will graphically tell you how one woman from NC got a front row seat experience. Going through airport security is stressful enough without the realization that those TSA officers operating the scanners can see a lot more than just what in your pockets. Radio announcers might appear to have a comfy career coming into work at a studio and playing music and talking. Until they start taking calls from the public...live...on the air...and suddently their job becomes a crisis counselor when a caller confesses that about finding a dead body. In this Weekend Episode... - Most People Tire of Houseguests Before the Week Ends - AI is Ruining Christmas for kids - Business Had No Clue That Man Playing Santa Killed His Wife Years Ago - Can TSA Body Scanners Tell When It's That Time of the Month for a Lady? - A Guy Waves Gun Around Thinking That Women Would Find It Sexy - Man froze wife’s body for up to 30 years–but got a new girlfriend within 2 - Some Weirdo Called in to a Morning Radio Show to Report a Dead Body - Bald eagle drops cat mid-flight–through moving car: 'I have guts all over me' Pancho has a couple of questions from the holiday week about family stupidity and gives his sage advice on how to handle it if you are asking for help paying for Thanksgiving dinner and asking for money instead of gifts for Christmas. Play along with Pancho in the Insane Game Show and test your level of stupidity!
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December 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
📣 New Podcast! "Squeezable Leftover Gravy, Buck Naked FL Man, and An IA Man Flashes For Excitement" on @Spreaker #6_7remedy #airlinestupidity #bucknaked #cambellssoupmeltdown #christmasstupidity #crayonvehicleregistration #finderskeepersmisdemeanor #fueloilmistake #garlicmouthwash
Squeezable Leftover Gravy, Buck Naked FL Man, and An IA Man Flashes For Excitement
Nothing spells "yummy" like squeezable gravy in a bottle. But the ingenious people a Heinz had to add the word, "leftover" to really add some pizazz. Polk Co., FL Sheriff Grady Judd has a visual for what it means to be "buck naked", thanks to a FL man claiming to be doing a TikTok challenge...without his phone. In a stunning display of the definition of I.O.W.A (Idiots Out Walking Around), you'll get to know Danan Ary who was looking for some "excitement" by putting his manhood on full display on the side of the road, standing behind his 2012 Chevy Impalla...on 2 separate occasions. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... - Heinz Was Selling Squeezable "Leftover Gravy" - Woman's Entire Driveway Is Removed From Home She's Selling - Your Next Pet Could Be (NOT a Possum, but) a...Raccoon - Drunk FL Driver Tried to Blame a Medical Condition...He Couldn't Pronounce - White Kroger Shopper Yells In Black Woman's Face In Meltdown Over Self Checkout Etiquette - (Stupid?) Money Saving Tip for the Holidays: Don't Buy Gifts for Grandma - Controversy: PA Woman Got in Trouble with Police...After Pocketing an Abandoned $20 at Walmart - FL Man Walking ‘Buck Naked’ in 36° Weather Claims He Was Doing a TikTok Challenge - Carrie Underwood Has a Brilliant Solution to Get Kids to Stop Saying "6-7" - Southwest Airlines Traveler Has Screaming Meltdown at Gate, Yells: 'Do You Feel Safe? - The Key to Fresh Breath Is Mouthwash...Garlic Mouthwash - [Mmm, mmm…GROSS!] Campbell's VP Fired After Employee Records Hour-Long Racist Rant About Company Products - Iowa Man Flashed Oncoming Traffic Because He Needed Excitement In His Life - NY Driver Busted With Fake Inspection Sticker—Drawn With Crayon - Guy Tries to Set a Woman on Fire Because She Wouldn't Bring Him a Beer - WV Man Shot In The Head While Fighting Over A Gun While Shooting Rats - Man Dresses As His MOM to Continue Collecting Her Pension–3 Years After Her Death - TX Men Plot To Seize Haitian Island–Make Sex Slaves Of Women & Children - Woman Starts Knocking on Own Coffin Before Her Cremation - A Scrooge Was Arrested for Pointing a Gun on Young Christmas Carolers - (Big STUPID Mistake!)...Hundreds Of Gallons Of Fuel Oil Pumped Into The WRONG HOUSE Plus the weekly Insane Week In Review with all the stupidity from the latest current events as well as our week 7 best "winners" of stupendous stupidity with the Genius Awards!
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December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
📣 New Podcast! "ChatBot Children, Cockroach Murder Accomplice, Smuggled Parakeets In Underwear" on @Spreaker #6_7 #aitoys #blackmirrorapp #cockroaches #congressmanx_ratedphotos #pissbandits #thanksgiving #tiktok #vaping #virtualchildren
ChatBot Children, Cockroach Murder Accomplice, Smuggled Parakeets In Underwear
If you're going to develop feelings for your AI Chatbot, shouldn't you also let it have your children? Some people seem to think so. A lot of the psychotic murderers hear voices in their heads telling them to kill people. This guy hears it from bugs. If you're going to sneak birds out of a country, do you think putting them in your shorts next to your equipment is the best place to smuggle them out? What if their pecker goes after your pecker? Confused yet? It will all make sense when you hear this Midweek BONUS Episode! In this Midweek BONUS Episode... - Users Are Marrying and Having Virtual Children With AI Chatbots - Driver Clocked at 107-MPH Says She Just Wanted to Get to Little Caesars Before It Closed - He Wasn’t Allowed to Sleep with His Wife When Visiting Her Parents. So He Set the Same Rule When They Came to Stay - A Light Rail Driver Told Scared Passengers to "Relax!"...After Falling Asleep and Nearly Crashing - NM Man charged in double homicide told deputies a cockroach told him to - A Cross-Dressing Porch Pirate Was Arrested - Did Hitler have a ‘micropenis’? A UK dubious documentary analyzes the dictator’s DNA - "Bored" FL Teen Destroys Golf Course Green Doing Donuts With Truck - Florida man hides in porta potty after stealing car and attacking worker - Real Life "Black Mirror"? A New App Lets You Talk to AI Versions of Deceased Loved Ones - Foul-Mouthed AI Toys Could Be a Huge Issue This Christmas - NEW TREND? TikTok’ers are filming themselves while bored - Man charged with smuggling parakeets in his pants - 9 Suspects Emerge from Clown Car of Crime to Rob Vape Shop - Democrat Congressman Caught Staring at X-Rated Photos During Flight—Blames 'the Algorithm' - A Fight Over a Thanksgiving Turkey Erupted into Gunfire - TX ‘Piss Bandits’ Are Going Viral for Steady Stream of Mischief - Man Accused of Vandalizing Veterans Day Display Left His Driver's License at the Scene - A 10-y/o Stole His Mom's Car, Then Got His Dad Arrested - School Resource Officers Give Tickets to Elementary Kids for Saying “6-7” - A Plane Made an Emergency Landing After Someone Vaped Weed and the Crew Inhaled It There's plenty of stupidity in the latest current events with the Insane Week In Review and there's always a shortage of intelligence in the weekly Genius Awards for this week!
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November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
📣 New Podcast! "Baby's Diaper Consent, Chatbot Jesus, Scottish "Windmilling", and Pancho's Boobie Tea Pot" on @Spreaker #babyconsent #carjacking #chatbotjesus #dui #jonasbrothers #micropenis #stupidjokes #windmilling
Baby's Diaper Consent, Chatbot Jesus, Scottish "Windmilling", and Pancho's Boobie Tea Pot
I'm all about proper protocol but when parents have to start granting consent from their newborn before they can remove a poopy diaper, protocol goes down the commode. You can now chat with the Almighty right from your smartphone and pray to Jesus just like you would do a Google search! Windmills look so picturesque when seen against a sunset. But for 2 dudes from Scotland, the "windmills" they displayed to their neighborhood (including small children) was something that would never be "unseen". And if you take milk with your tea, my Insane FL Nephew "Pancho Guero" has the perfect teapot for you! In this Weekend Episode... - A Piece of My Mind…(It's Come To THIS)...Parents Should Ask Babies For ‘Consent’ Before Changing Their Diapers - Jonas Brothers Fan Goes Viral For Reviewing Résumé Mid-Concert - A Guy Staged a Carjacking to Avoid Going Shopping with His Wife - Chatbot Jesus Exists As Churches Tap Into AI - Man Fights for His Life After Swallowing a WHOLE Burger Without Chewing - Penis-swinging duo branded 'pair of idiots' after naked garden antics - Driver Rear-Ends Vehicle While Taking a “Whizz” Into Budweiser Beer Can - Golden State Killer’s Secret Revealed In New Book: ‘Micro Penis’ Pancho has a couple of questons he will address when it comes to whether parents should let their 4-y/o daughter sleep in their bed...after 2 straight weeks...because she's "scared" and if a friend suspects something "suspicious" about someone's fiancé, should it be told. Play along with Pancho in this week's Insane Game Show to see if you are smarter than he is!
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November 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
📣 New Podcast! "Bass Pro Shop Bathroom Beatdown, Naked Chainsawing, and A Bearista Cup Bruhaha" on @Spreaker #applepiemacandcheese #bathroombrawls #bearistacups #chainsawingnaked #drunksubstituteteacher #humanbiohazard #karen #lukaceylynn #peanutbutterman #popeyeschickenhead
Bass Pro Shop Bathroom Beatdown, Naked Chainsawing, and A Bearista Cup Bruhaha
If you thought things could get tense when a line of women are trying to get into a bathroom, wait until you hear about what happens when a bunch of men at a Bass Pro Shop need to potty! You've heard stories of naked gardening, but now you're treated in this episode to naked chainsawing. But the neighbors were not amused. Starbucks Coffee may not get a lot of attention but their glass Bearista Cups sure did cause a lot of stupidity. And there's even more stupidity where all this came from... In this Midweek BONUS Episode... - Kentuckians Thought They Could Vote for the Mayor of New York City - Kraft Is Selling Apple Pie-Flavored Mac ‘n’ Cheese for the Holidays - More Than 500 Patients In Maine Were Sent Letters Of Their Own Deaths - Drunk Wisconsin Teacher Falls Out of Car—Then Stumbles Around School - Nude FL Man Arrested For Driving In Circles In Church Parking Lot - Fights Broke Out at Bass Pro Shop Grand Opening By 2 Guys in Line for the Toilet - What's GROSSER Than Gross? Sitting, On A Plane, Next to a ‘Human Biohazard’ - Starbucks Customers Who Waited in Line Accuse Workers of Hoarding Teddy Bear Cups - Peanut Butter-Covered Man Captured On Video Wandering At Purdue - FL Man Started Shooting After a Heated Chicken-Egg Argument - Criminal Mastermind Tried To Swim From Police After Firing Gunshots - FL Man Pulled a Knife on Someone in a Bathroom Stall, Because He "Really Needed" to Use It - NJ Judge Denies Woman A Lawsuit Over Kids Calling Her A “Karen” - Bigfoot Researcher Reports ‘Very Credible’ I-80 Sighting In Pennsylvania - Minnesota Man Charged For For Operating A Chainsaw Naked - ‘Devout Christian’ Democrat a PERV? He's Caught Following Prostitutes, OnlyFans Models on Social Media - Woman Says Popeyes Chicken Order Came With More Body Parts Than Expected - Former SC "Teacher Of The Year" Tries Running Down Her Baby Daddy - FL Man Throw His “Chew” At 7-Eleven Employee Over Lack Of Toilet Paper - Bank of America sued over not paying workers for PC boot up time in proposed class action lawsuit - Woman Names Her Baby After a Pair of Boots—& the Internet’s Kicks Back Catch up on all the stupidity in the latest current events with the Insane Week In Review and meet 7 new "winners" who made it into this week's Genius Awards!
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November 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
📣 New Podcast! "Police Pig On The Loose!, Big Boob Bubbles, Police Chief Stung By Hooker Crime" on @Spreaker #ai #bachelorettepartywedding #bigboobs #chrishansen #pigontheloose #testosterone
Police Pig On The Loose!, Big Boob Bubbles, Police Chief Stung By Hooker Crime
An officer with the City of Buffalo couldn't keep his "Breakfast" contained and it went after a woman in his neighborhood. A man in the UK couldn't stop looking at boobs after his eye surgery. A police chief couldn't stop helping prostitues get off the street and got caught up in a sting operation. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will explain all this stupidity and it could get unpredictable. In this Weekend Episode... - A Piece of My Mind…People Share More With AI Chatbots Introduced as Human - Women Can Read Age and Testosterone Level From a Man’s Face - Woman got Attacked by a Loose Pig in the City of Buffalo - FL Woman Discovers She's Been Paying Neighbor's Electric Bill—For Years - Man Couldn't Stop Hallucinating Women With Big Boobs After Eye Operation - MA Police chief claims he helps ‘get girls off the street’ when caught in prostitution sting - Woman Met Another Man During Bachelorette Party and Invited Him to Her Wedding—Then Left Her Husband and Married HIM Instead Pancho has some sage wisdom to a couple of questions that deal with caging a puppy indoors when no one is home and making a teenager pay for his dental work because he has poor hygine. See if you are better the Pancho in answering our questions in this week's Insane Game Show!
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November 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
📣 New Podcast! "Pantless Police Officer On Zoom, Walmart Monkey In A Diaper, and An AZ Judge Peein In The Bushes" on @Spreaker #copinboxers #diapermonkey #elections #flmancam #halloween #nakedatwalmart #peeingjudge #shutdown #toothpastesmoothie #vomittrees
Pantless Police Officer On Zoom, Walmart Monkey In A Diaper, and An AZ Judge Peein In The Bushes
Halloween really brings out the stupid in people and we have some examples. Also a judge saw too much evidence displayed by a police officer in a Zoom hearing when it was revealed that the cop was revealing more than he focused on. Attention Walmart shopper...loose monkey in a diaper in the Halloween department. A ticket in the hand is better than a sitting judge caught peeing in the bushes. Confused? You shouldn't be...this is a podcast about stupidity. In this Midweek BONUS Episode.... - A United Flight Delayed 4 Hours After Flight Attendants Get Into A Fight - A Spooked Monkey In A Diaper Gets Loose Inside Spirit Halloween Store - Virginia Man Gets Naked And Chases After People Around Inside Walmart - Detroit Police Officer Caught In Virtual Court Hearing Not Wearing Pants - On Your Phone Too Much? Buy This 6-Pound Phone Case - A Halloween Hater Set a Bob Ross Skeleton on Fire - Sacramento Park Trees Create Vomit-Like Smell And Safety Hazards - The Internet Is Stunned to Find Out That Car Sunroofs...Have Drains - Nashville Predators Roll Out “FL Man Cam” Against Tampa Bay Lightning - FL Teacher Accused of Showing up to Work High, Giving Vape to Students - MD Democrat Lawmaker Secretly Films 2 of Her Critics in BED Together to Try and Silence Them - Pittsburgh Woman Lights A Crack Pipe While on Oxygen at The Hospital - ROAD RAGE!!...FL Man Shoots at Driver 33 Times - AZ Female Superior Court Judge Caught Relieving Herself in Public - A Thief's "Noticeable Bulge" Was a Tool—A Stolen Power Tool! - Furloughed IRS Attorney Opens Hot Dog Stand During Government Shutdown - Man Causes A Scene At Halloween Party After Losing Costume Contest—To A Dog - An Average Parent Fields 46 Questions Per Day from Their Kid / Kid Questions That Parents Never Want to Hear - NY Woman Was Arrested for Making Up a Story About Needles in Halloween Candy - Fancy L.A. Grocery Chain Erewhon Is Selling a Toothpaste Smoothie - Police Arrest FL Man For Flinging Hot Grease On Roommate Stay up to date with the latest supidity from the current events with the Insane Week In Review and be introduced to the 7 latest "winners" from our Genius Awards!!
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November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
📣 New Podcast! "College Kids Cheat AND Apologize With AI, Duckfaced Woman On A Roller Coaster, and Nutmaxxing" on @Spreaker #ai #bodyparts #dui #nutmaxxing #oreothanksgivingcookies #possum #rollercoasterstupidity
College Kids Cheat AND Apologize With AI, Duckfaced Woman On A Roller Coaster, and Nutmaxxing
It's bad enough to cheat on a college paper by using artificial intelligence. But when the profs caught the cheaters, the profs began getting letters of apology....ony to later discover that the apology letters were also written with AI. Riding a roller coaster to experience the thrill of speed and gravity defiance was suddenly interruped for one woman who got duckfaced...by a real duck. Guys love to brag about their manhood and as you'll find out from my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", some of these guys are changing their diets to give their firehoses more pressure. In this Weekend Episode... - [A Piece of My Mind]… Gen Z Considers Cash as ‘Cringe’—People Who Use It Are ‘Out of Touch - A Worker Got All His Coworkers' Salaries by Mistake, and Refused to Return It - Caught Using AI To Cheat In Class, IL College Students Used AI To Write “Apology” Letter - Oreo Is Selling Thanksgiving Cookies That Taste Like Turkey and Stuffing - FL Woman Knocked Unconscious After Being Hit In The Face By A Duck On SeaWorld Rollercoaster...Cue The $50k LAWSUIT - Drunk Guy Falls Out a Bar Window, Lands in a Butcher's Yard, and Starts Eating Sausages - Cocked And Loaded: Meet the Nutmaxxers…Is Bigger Always Better? Pancho is sought after by folks looking for his sage advice and this week he addresses the benefits of having a "trad" wife and how to approach a fiancé that has "champagne taste but a beer wallet". Then test your stupidity against Pancho's in this week's Insane Game Show!
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November 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
📣 New Podcast! "Booger Candy, A "Glam Campbell" AI Remix, and Smashing Pumpkins At Target" on @Spreaker #ai #birdtheory #boogers #doritos #drugs #dui #facebookfeud #familystupidity #halloween #illiterate #screamclub #shutdown #trunk_or_treat
Booger Candy, A "Glam Campbell" AI Remix, and Smashing Pumpkins At Target
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose and now you can pick up some booger candy ...but I wouldn't recommend you put that in your nose. Someone who had more spare time on their hands than time would allow wondered what Glen Campbell's 1975 hit, "Rhinestone Cowboy" would sound like if it were done by an 80's glam metal band. So, he used a little AI and voila! Glen Campbell now has a mullet and a mission. If you wanted to see smashing pumkins at Target, you could have been the one harassing a a FL man who was arrested for smashing pumpkins at a Tampa Bay Target because he was mad over someone messing with him on Facebook. In this Midweek BOUNS Episode... - FL Man with a "No Drugs Allowed" Sign on His Door Was Busted for Drug Trafficking - Starbucks Could Develop "AI Baristas" That Predict Coffee Orders - Many Young Adults Barely Literate, Yet Earned a High School Diploma - If You're Feeling Stressed You Can Now Join a Scream Club - STUPIDITY IN GOVERNMENT? Democrats Admit to Prolonging Government Shutdown For ‘Leverage’ - MD Student Was Handcuffed After AI Mistook a Bag of Doritos for a Gun - An Idiot Staged Photos of Toddlers with Alcohol, Marijuana, and Guns - Has Trick-or-Treat Officially Been Retired...By TRUNK-or-Treat? - A Man Intentionally Puts a LIT Cigar in One of Those Bank Teller Tubes - STUPID MUSIC REVIEW: If Glam Metal Did Glen Campbell’s "Rhinestone Cowboy" - Study Finds Popular AI Bots Show Signs Of Gambling Addiction - Can TikTok's "Bird Theory" Predict Your Relationship Is Doomed? - Woman Allegedly Said She’d Blow Up School, Claiming Her Daughter’s Boyfriend’s Lunch Was Taken Away - Man on Probation Steals 3 Cars in Less Than 24 Hours From Used Dealerships on Same Street - Woman Notices Her Phone Battery Draining Faster Than Usual, Then Discovers Stepdad Put a Tracker on Her Phone - A Flight Attendant Accidentally Deployed an Emergency Slide - NJ Woman Torches Her Booty Call's House Because He Fell Asleep - Just In Time For Halloween—An Exciting New Snack: Booger Candy! - FL Woman Calls Cops on Herself–Because Apparently Privacy Is Overrated - Facebook Feud Triggers FL Man To Begin Smashing Pumpkins At Target - Las Vegas DUI Committee Director Charged With DUI Get up-to-date with the stupidity in current events with the Insane Week In Review and find out who were most stupendous in stupidity with the weekly Genius Awards!!
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November 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Can you tell from the blinding paleness?
November 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
📣 New Podcast! "Skeleton Strip Show Snitfit, 67, Monkey Madness, & ‘Whitexicans’ In Queens" on @Spreaker #halloween #monkeys #pacifiers #realitytv #whitexicans
Skeleton Strip Show Snitfit, 67, Monkey Madness, & ‘Whitexicans’ In Queens
Halloween sure brings out the stupid in people and this is the place to find out how. Monkeys one the loose both virtually and literally from NJ to MS. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" who considers himself a "Mexican-In-Law" has news about how New Yorkers are losing their minds over a restaurant that triggers all the left-wingnuts. 67. In This Weekend Episode... - "A Piece of My Mind"…'67' is Dictionary.com's 2025 Word of the Year - New York Restaurant Named ‘Whitexicans’: Cue The OUTRAGE - High School Teacher Is 'Uncomfortable' Because Many Of Her Students Are Sucking On Pacifiers During Class - A Lot of People Are Disqualified from Reality TV Shows Thanks to STD Tests - Skeleton Strip Show Rattled FL Neighbors During Halloween - AI To Blame For Hoax Monkey Sightings In New Jersey - “Aggressive” Lab Monkeys Escape Overturned Truck in MS and Were Shot on 'Erroneous Information' - Boyfriend Hid in Ex’s Shower With a Knife and Her Underwear Over His Face Advice is needed over Halloween issues that are being asked "Pancho" and he will address these concerns with his sage wisdom on topics like allowing a teenage girl to go trick-or-treating looking like Taylor Swift--from the Eras Tour and permitting a "Karen" mom in an HOA who wants to hand out candy on Halloween based on good or bad behavior from neighborhood kids.
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November 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
📣 New Podcast! "The Ultimate Bush Thongs, Montana Pumpkin Mystery, and A Diamond-Encrusted Eyeball" on @Spreaker #buddytheelf #diamondeye #floridaman #kardashian #starbuckscarvedpumpkins #stupidparenting #toiletcamera #ultimatebushthong #whataburgerbrawl
The Ultimate Bush Thongs, Montana Pumpkin Mystery, and A Diamond-Encrusted Eyeball
Just when you thought Kim Kardashian couldn't get any more stupid ideas, we now have an option to buy our girl a frisky thong with pubic hair. A 30-year long mystery has plagued the Missoula campus of the University of Montana that finds a pumpkin somehow impaled atop of a spire high above the Main Hall. No one knows who, why, or how. Would you trust a jeweler who had an actual diamond IN his eye? In this Midweek BONUS Episode... - Airline Upcharges Customers To Recline Their Plane Seat - Kim Kardashian Released Underwear with Faux Pubic Hair - School Therapist Needs A Therapist: Arrested For 'Stalking and Trying to Poison Her Ex Husband' - New Trend: People Are Having Starbucks Baristas Put Their Drinks Into Carved Pumpkins - ‘Narcissist’ Mom Ruins Daughter’s Gender Reveal—Making It All About Her - The University of Montana Has a 30-Yr. Halloween Pumpkin Mystery - FL Man Stole $7k In Lottery Tickets—Then Returned To Store To Redeem Them - Naked FL Man Caught on Camera Breaking Into and Terrorizing Neighborhood Homes - Driver Fined for Having a Hand-Drawn License Plate—They "Lost" Theirs - A New $600 Toilet Camera Watches You Go and Analyzes the Results - Order Mix-Up Sparks Bloody 7-Person Brawl Inside Texas Whataburger - Aggressive Sea Otter Bites Surfer, Hijacks Surfboard - Fast Food Customer Complains After Noticing A 5% 'Employee Benefits' Surcharge On The Receipt - Jewelry Store Owner Has 2-Carat Diamond Embedded Into His Artificial Eye - Parents Leave Baby Alone on Beach For Nearly an Hour–They ‘Lost Track of Time’ - WI Police Officers Turn Toilet Paper Homecoming Prank Back on Students - Researchers Have Been Studying Chicago's "Rat Hole"...and Say It Probably Wasn't a Rat - 3 Idiots Brake into Amusement Park—Made Off With 200 Stuffed Animals - McRage: Argument Over FL McDonald's Order Leads To Shooting Inside - Girl Falls from Disney Cruise Ship—Encouraged By Mom To Pose For Photo In Open Porthole - Buddy the Elf Wins Annual Floating Pumpkin Race - We’ve Arrived At The “Golden Age” of Stupidity Get up to date with all the stupidity from the latest current events with the Insane Week In Review and we have another Super Seven set of "winners" who have graduated with this week's Genius Awards!
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October 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
As soon as I sit down, this happens
October 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
📣 New Podcast! "Toxic Toad Licking, Smart Bed Snafu, and A Slow Check-Out Stabbing" on @Spreaker #chupacabra #domesticassault #froglicking #rottencorpses #smartbeds #stabbing #stowawaycat
Toxic Toad Licking, Smart Bed Snafu, and A Slow Check-Out Stabbing
Having the insaciable urge to lick something should lead a person to an ice cream cone or a lolipop--not frogs. But some people are just stupid, as you will discover when my Insane FL Nephew Pancho Guero will tell you. A lot of smart beds got stupid when the massive outage occurred at Amazon Web Services (AWS), leaving some night owls sleeping like a taco. Rage can manifest itself rapidly when life isn't moving fast enough for some people. Like those in a check-out line who just saw a great deal on a set of kitchen knives. In this Weekend Episode... - [A Piece of My Mind]…Science Explains Why Most Men Can’t Remember Anything You Tell Them - Rain Is Bringing Out Toxic Toads & AZ Officials Have to Tell People to Stop Licking Them - Pennsylvania Cat Survives 100-Mile Journey Clinging To Family Van - Man Blames Flipping His Truck On A Chupacabra That ‘Ran Out In Front Of Him’ - The Big Internet Outage Caused Smart Beds to Get Stuck Upright - 24 "Rotten Corpses" Ruin Plans For A ‘Safe’ Family Halloween Party - A Slow Checkout Line Caused a Woman to Buy a Knife and Stab Another Customer - FL Woman Arrested After Punching, Scratching, and BITING Boyfriend’s Genitals During An Altercation Pancho is faced with a couple of questionss that required little to no time to come up with an answer for such stupid ideas like whether it's OK for parents to let their 9-y/o girl dress up like a "Naughty Nurse" for Halloween and if it's a good idea to let ChatGPT give advice on breaking up with a boyfriend. You can play along with Pancho in our weekly Insane Game Show to see if you can figure out the 5 Mindbenders for this week!
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October 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
📣 New Podcast! "Scent-Based Alarm Clocks, Thermos Up The Rectum, and A Crock-Pot Cauldron" on @Spreaker #ai #airlinestupidity #cellphonebaninschool #foreignobjectsinyourrectum #stonedcanadian #tacobellmarathonchallenge #witches
Scent-Based Alarm Clocks, Thermos Up The Rectum, and A Crock-Pot Cauldron
Imagine waking up to the smell of fresh coffee, bacon, or gasoline. Just pick what suits your fancy the next time you have a hotel stay. Some Holiday Inn Express hotels are introducing scent-based alarm clocks! Was this guy trying to keep his soup warm when he shoved what looks to be a 20-oz. THERMOS up his "exit ramp"? As my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho  Guerdo" will tell you, Sherif Grady Judd is confused. Some TikTok witches are not happy with the Crock-Pot people who promised them Halloween caultrons. Would they be able to cast a spell on the company without a caultron?? Inside this Weekend Episode... - A Piece of My Mind…Is Fake the New Normal? - Challenge: Run 31 Miles...While Constantly Consuming Taco Bell - Canadian Driver Was So STONED, He Called Police To Say He Was Being Followed - Hotels May Start Offering "Scent-Based Alarm Clocks"/Other Things Holiday Inn Express Can Offer to Enhance Our Stay - Clever Students Are Getting Around School Cell Phone Bans Right In Front Of The Teachers’ Eyes - Plane Forced to Land After Guy Wearing ‘15 Masks’ Screams That Gay People Were Giving Him Cancer - TikTok Witches Are Mad at Crock-Pot...for Not Making Cauldrons - FL Man With Thermos Inserted in His Body Caught Sneaking It Into County Jail: ‘Put It Up The Exit Ramp" Pancho is challenged by some interesting questions he answers about whether to be "brutally honest" about a cheating father by a mother who's filed for a divorce and if it's a good idea for parents to let their son have his girlfriend visit for a sleepover. Play along with Pancho to see if you're smarter than a FL Man in the weekly Insane Game Show!!
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October 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
📣 New Podcast! "Career Catfishing, His & Hers DUI, and Taylor Swift's "Wood"" on @Spreaker #airheads #catfishing #dogpoop #dui #halloween #maga #petobesityday #taylorswift #wellnesshacks
Career Catfishing, His & Hers DUI, and Taylor Swift's "Wood"
You might have been the victim of or the perputrator to the dating scam known as "catfishing" where you portray yourself as something you're not. Now this has evolved to the job hunting profession. When you say your wedding vows, you typically promise "to death do us part"...but can you also comimit "to DUI do us serve"? One couple did & ended up cellmates. Taylor Swift's new album has the Swifties talking about her fiance's "features" cleverly disguised in one of the songs on that new album. But does Travis Kelcie like it???  In this Midweek BONUS Episode... - 4 in 5 Workers Have Been ‘Career Catfished’ Into Jobs They Don’t Want - NYC Man Pleads Guilty After Stealing Tow Truck During Repossession - In Life And In Breathalyzer: Wife, Husband Arrested For DUI On Same Night - FL Man Was Doing 124-MPH in a Camry...Because He "Needed to Use the Bathroom" - Wild or Gross "Wellness Hacks" Shared by Celebrities - Halloween Decorations Depicting Bodies of Local Officials Leads to Arrest - Man Inappropriately Touches A Woman While Exposing His “Dollar Tree” - FL Man Left Black and Blue After Intruding Into Home of MMA Fighter - MAGA hat-wearing FL teen shoots himself in leg in fake kidnapping plot - Driver Pays $700 to Find Out What "Crackling Sound" Was In Her Car - FL Woman Threatened Neighbors With Gun Over Phone She Never Lost - Did Taylor Swift Reveal Travis Kelce's Penis Size on Her New Album??? - Chicago Woman Smears Dog Poop on a Cybertruck - TX Mechanic Notices DOUBLE Price Increases at His Local Shop Within Just a Year - FL Woman Threw Dozens of “Used” Tampons on Her Ex's Lawn - Airheads Unveils Robot That Looks like a Child, so Adults Can Use It as Cover to Go Trick-or-Treating - The Marriage Is Likely Over When...He Sets Fire To The Ex's Home—3 Times - Can Freezing Bread Actually Make It Healthier? - Pittsburgh Just Put Its Christmas Tree Up...Weeks Before Halloween - On Pet Obesity Awareness Day: ⅓ Said They Would Put Them on Ozempic - A Thief Returned a Dinosaur Stolen from a Gas Station, and Apologized And you'll get up to date on the latest stupidity in the current events with the Insane Week In Review as well as meet the next 7 "winners" who were bestowed this week's Genius Awards!
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October 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
@drleahpayne.bsky.social in light of Forrest Frank's comments about award shows, even Christian ones, & the recent GMA Dove Awards, do you think you would be brave enough to have the veteran CCM artist & pastor, Steve Camp, on the podcast to revisit his controversial 107 Thesis for Christian music?
October 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Welp, it's that time of the year...
October 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM