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If anyone here likes to hate-watch movies, I have the movie for you. It makes me want to punch Bezos in the scrotum. Negative a billion stars.
War of the Worlds (2025) ⭐ 3.2 | Adventure, Drama, Horror
1h 30m | PG-13
www.imdb.com
August 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If anyone here likes to hate-watch movies, I have the movie for you. It makes me want to punch Bezos in the scrotum. Negative a billion stars.
From the other day 🌈🌈🌈
May 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
From the other day 🌈🌈🌈
Whenever a spammer calls me, I make fart noises into the phone until they hang up. I haven’t had a spam call in over a week.
April 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Whenever a spammer calls me, I make fart noises into the phone until they hang up. I haven’t had a spam call in over a week.
What language is this? It’s not English.
March 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
What language is this? It’s not English.
My sister and her boyfriend think Milchick looks like Childish Gambino, so I had to make this: youtu.be/F8F9P-zz9K0?...
Severance Gambino
YouTube video by Poopicorn
youtu.be
February 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My sister and her boyfriend think Milchick looks like Childish Gambino, so I had to make this: youtu.be/F8F9P-zz9K0?...
Apparently Childish Gambino confuses the hell out of that dumbass AI Spotify“podcast” 😂😂😂
December 8, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Apparently Childish Gambino confuses the hell out of that dumbass AI Spotify“podcast” 😂😂😂
No Ranch, only Cool.
November 29, 2024 at 6:57 PM
No Ranch, only Cool.
Obsessed with these condoms I found in a tourist store in London. I want the Mr. Bean design on a shirt.
November 28, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Obsessed with these condoms I found in a tourist store in London. I want the Mr. Bean design on a shirt.
These are the idiots who are gonna make us healthy again. Stuffing themselves with fast food. Republicans are so gullible.
November 18, 2024 at 11:27 AM
These are the idiots who are gonna make us healthy again. Stuffing themselves with fast food. Republicans are so gullible.
My brain sees “to let” but my heart sees “toilet”
November 16, 2024 at 1:25 PM
My brain sees “to let” but my heart sees “toilet”
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When i first walked into @vanityfairmagazine.bsky.social Oscar’s party I saw my girl Billie and gifted her a Barbie themed matching clock. Koolest part of the night is when Matt Damon asked for a selfie and gave me the greatest line, “You’re the celebrity’s celebrity”.
November 15, 2024 at 4:06 PM
When i first walked into @vanityfairmagazine.bsky.social Oscar’s party I saw my girl Billie and gifted her a Barbie themed matching clock. Koolest part of the night is when Matt Damon asked for a selfie and gave me the greatest line, “You’re the celebrity’s celebrity”.
There are few things more embarrassing than getting frisked by the TSA and giggling because you’re ticklish.
November 15, 2024 at 11:58 AM
There are few things more embarrassing than getting frisked by the TSA and giggling because you’re ticklish.
My mom’s dog says fuck da police
November 12, 2024 at 10:46 AM
My mom’s dog says fuck da police
I forgot about this thing but I deleted Twitter so I gotta go somewhere, right?
November 6, 2024 at 12:30 PM
I forgot about this thing but I deleted Twitter so I gotta go somewhere, right?
I keep forgetting about Bluesky.
September 17, 2024 at 2:20 PM
I keep forgetting about Bluesky.
Made it over 3 years 🤧
August 23, 2023 at 8:54 PM
Made it over 3 years 🤧
I made some awkward eye contact today.
July 12, 2023 at 12:17 AM
I made some awkward eye contact today.
