You've heard of elf on the shelf? I give you

About 15 minutes into my drive to work I realised my tub of soup wasn't safely on the passenger seat; wasn't in the car at all. I drove on fuming a bit at my carelessness, but ten minutes later I spotted what I'd done (photo taken when parked). It survived and was delicious!

I've been quite blown away by the welcome I've received here, thanks everyone! Image taken at the People's History Museum, Manchester.

I didn't appreciate lego enough the first time around so I'm making up for it now.

Joined bluesky last night because everyone keeps telling me it is like twitter before it was Musked. Imagine my confusion when the top trend was Andrew Tate so I was feeling a little betrayed. However...