"Why don't they love the austerity we're forcing on them?! Ingrates, all of them."

The thumb through her belt loop is a beautiful touch 💕💕

I nearly offered my earbuds to someone while I was stuck sitting for hours in the waiting room. Thankfully, my husband was a voice of reason. But I was feeling a moment from toddler level breakdown.

They need to base that scale on men trying period pain simulators for the first time.

Humor and hugs are the only way to make it through wedding planning with a scrap of patience leftover. I hope all this will culminate in a day filled with love and happy memories.

Ok, but I'm totally going to borrow that line in an upcoming meeting.😄

Sitting at my desk, trying not to weep with relief. This week needed a win.

All the calendar notifications set! Warming up my grabby hands so my fingers are swift and nimble. 😍

The butler butt version of him earned the majority of that money

💓💓💓💓

🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹you more than earned your flowers ❣️

I have 3 axioms that help me decide when to talk to people I disagree with:

1. To debate a subject is to concede that the subject is debatable.

2. To reason with a person is to concede that the person is reasonable.

3. To ask for evidence of a claim is to concede that the claim might be true.

If he was Pinocchio, his nose would cure deforestation.

Did you at least get to see the account doing a Muppet version of Hamilton? Little gems and rays of sunshine in the dreary slush of TT. Kermit MaFrog. It is joy.

Worth it!!!

LOL - the people in my office asked me if I knew. (Of course I did - but it was sweet that they thought of me first!)

Trash can standing in for Rylie? Also, what is Vince doing with his hand??