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You get a million people, everything is automatically tied up. Traffic can’t move or nothing. Now I’m telling you what we can do for this nation. And it’s too many for them to put you in jail. Yes sir.
More ski lodges, ski goons, ski chases, ski uzis.
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
When Bond and Goodhead get back to earth, it’s sort of a planet of the apes situation.
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
“Everything seemed normal”
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Alpha at 1.25x speed explains a lot.
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Congrats from Texas.
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
What’s that feel like?
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Primary the corpos.
November 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
**cough** doin my best
November 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
My exact thoughts. Ah damn, I get to cook all day in my sweatpants and watch the parade?
November 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Food running out while crops spoil in the fields. ***Can’t put my finger on it…
October 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
We need a supercut front page of all the most heinous shit he’s done circulated widely.
October 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Some sort of mandate we all buy private immigration insurance.
October 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Quickly approaching government in exile levels of crisis.
October 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
MULTIPLE DAYS
October 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s bleak reading the numbers.
October 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A righteous vengeance ticket is a winner.
October 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It always comes down to illiteracy with these dopes.
October 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Ghoul
October 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Why would they?
October 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Whitehouse should have extended the silence longer.
October 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM