Chambers
@bookofchambers.bsky.social
Writer of sci-fi and fantasy, gamer, book hoarder, and servant to two cats.
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@bookofchambers.bsky.social
· Feb 1
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Substack has officially been tossed in the dumpster, and everything has been moved to Patreon. Same plan still applies going forward: Short stories and the first story arc of The Book of Chambers will be free. Each will be sorted into collections for easy perusal.
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There are just so very many ways for me to say this to you:
Never
Not in a million years
Absolutely not
No way, Jose
No chance, Lance
Niet
Negatory
And of course my own personal favorite of all time, man falling off of a cliff - "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......."
Never
Not in a million years
Absolutely not
No way, Jose
No chance, Lance
Niet
Negatory
And of course my own personal favorite of all time, man falling off of a cliff - "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......."
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December 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
There are just so very many ways for me to say this to you:
Never
Not in a million years
Absolutely not
No way, Jose
No chance, Lance
Niet
Negatory
And of course my own personal favorite of all time, man falling off of a cliff - "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......."
Never
Not in a million years
Absolutely not
No way, Jose
No chance, Lance
Niet
Negatory
And of course my own personal favorite of all time, man falling off of a cliff - "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......."
Ok, YouTube, how dare you. I mean, it's accurate, but still...
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Ok, YouTube, how dare you. I mean, it's accurate, but still...
Wheel of morality turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.
#1789: *only thing on the paper is a schematic for a guillotine*
#1789: *only thing on the paper is a schematic for a guillotine*
three cartoon characters are dancing in a park with trees in the background
ALT: three cartoon characters are dancing in a park with trees in the background
media.tenor.com
July 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Wheel of morality turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.
#1789: *only thing on the paper is a schematic for a guillotine*
#1789: *only thing on the paper is a schematic for a guillotine*
In this darkest of times, a ray of light can take many forms. In my case, it's in the shape of a badass bee.
www.nintendolife.com/news/2025/07...
www.nintendolife.com/news/2025/07...
After Croc, Argonaut Games Wants To Remaster This N64 Cult Classic
"Bump to the bump to the Bumble"
www.nintendolife.com
July 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
In this darkest of times, a ray of light can take many forms. In my case, it's in the shape of a badass bee.
www.nintendolife.com/news/2025/07...
www.nintendolife.com/news/2025/07...
I am ENTIRELY too sober for this timeline...
June 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I am ENTIRELY too sober for this timeline...
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Sent to me by a Canadian friend.
Many in our country are in crisis with nowhere to turn.
Let's keep sharing this in the hopes this number rescues them.
Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada!
Many in our country are in crisis with nowhere to turn.
Let's keep sharing this in the hopes this number rescues them.
Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada!
June 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Sent to me by a Canadian friend.
Many in our country are in crisis with nowhere to turn.
Let's keep sharing this in the hopes this number rescues them.
Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada!
Many in our country are in crisis with nowhere to turn.
Let's keep sharing this in the hopes this number rescues them.
Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada! Thank you Canada!
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Powerful photo taken by a reporter for the local newspaper at the No Kings Day protest here. A few maga counter-protesters had shown up, but they quickly found out just how outnumbered they were. This is the reality. Maga are not the majority. We the people are.
June 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Powerful photo taken by a reporter for the local newspaper at the No Kings Day protest here. A few maga counter-protesters had shown up, but they quickly found out just how outnumbered they were. This is the reality. Maga are not the majority. We the people are.
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Things I'd rather watch than the annoying orange's wankfest parade:
Gigli, on repeat, for a year.
Corporate training videos.
A 4 hour long presentation on the proper technique for picking belly button lint.
The follow-up presentation titled "Does This Smell Funny".
My cat licking its own asshole.
Gigli, on repeat, for a year.
Corporate training videos.
A 4 hour long presentation on the proper technique for picking belly button lint.
The follow-up presentation titled "Does This Smell Funny".
My cat licking its own asshole.
June 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Things I'd rather watch than the annoying orange's wankfest parade:
Gigli, on repeat, for a year.
Corporate training videos.
A 4 hour long presentation on the proper technique for picking belly button lint.
The follow-up presentation titled "Does This Smell Funny".
My cat licking its own asshole.
Gigli, on repeat, for a year.
Corporate training videos.
A 4 hour long presentation on the proper technique for picking belly button lint.
The follow-up presentation titled "Does This Smell Funny".
My cat licking its own asshole.
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If you're in these areas, use a sharpie and write this information on your arm before you go out tomorrow
No, seriously. They might take your phone or anything in your pockets, but they won't take your arm.
No, seriously. They might take your phone or anything in your pockets, but they won't take your arm.
If you attend a No Kings protest tomorrow in Texas, Washington, or New York, and you are arrested, please call or text 432.279.0411 with your name, location, and the phrase 1A911.
June 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If you're in these areas, use a sharpie and write this information on your arm before you go out tomorrow
No, seriously. They might take your phone or anything in your pockets, but they won't take your arm.
No, seriously. They might take your phone or anything in your pockets, but they won't take your arm.
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I finally got my hands on a copy of 14 by @peterclines.bsky.social!!!!!! It's been my book white whale for a looooong while. As much as I enjoy Ray Porter's narration, it'll be great to finally be able to read the physical book.
May 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I finally got my hands on a copy of 14 by @peterclines.bsky.social!!!!!! It's been my book white whale for a looooong while. As much as I enjoy Ray Porter's narration, it'll be great to finally be able to read the physical book.
Literally anyone: "May the 4th be with you."
My ex-catholic ass: "And also with you."
My ex-catholic ass: "And also with you."
May 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Literally anyone: "May the 4th be with you."
My ex-catholic ass: "And also with you."
My ex-catholic ass: "And also with you."
Comment I made on an ad for an Amazon sale. I said what I said, and I'd say it again. Instead of putting more money into the pockets of a worthless shitstain, support small businesses on Indie Bookstore Day, April 26th.
April 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Comment I made on an ad for an Amazon sale. I said what I said, and I'd say it again. Instead of putting more money into the pockets of a worthless shitstain, support small businesses on Indie Bookstore Day, April 26th.
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Calling autistic people useless is how you justify shipping them off to concentration camps.
Zero tolerance for dehumanizing children. Zero tolerance for anti-science drivel.
Zero tolerance for dehumanizing children. Zero tolerance for anti-science drivel.
April 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Calling autistic people useless is how you justify shipping them off to concentration camps.
Zero tolerance for dehumanizing children. Zero tolerance for anti-science drivel.
Zero tolerance for dehumanizing children. Zero tolerance for anti-science drivel.
