The "throb/throbbed/throbbing" crowd would like a word!

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As long as you spend what little money you earn on non-necessities like wine or sweet treats, it's not only glamourous, but outright romantic 💖

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As long as you stick out your pinky while sipping your hot bev of choice!

You will let her break your heart over and over again and you will enjoy it! 🫵

Sincerely,
The Robin Hobb Appreciation Society 🐺

Hang in there! Being a creative is tough, but we need people like you more than ever! 💙

That's awesome! It's a journey to be sure, but an empowering one. Good luck! 💙

Good luck with publishing, whichever route you end up taking 💪

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We can't speak for the authors who've used our platform obviously, but feel free to have a peek at our website (link in our bio because it feels a bit advertise-y to just plonk it down here).

Full disclosure: we do offer Amazon as a sales channel, but you can toggle that off if you like!

Ok, so normally we don't slide into people's posts to self-promote, but since we might actually be able to help you here we are making an exception! We're an EU-based selfpub platform, but we print and publish in the UK as well. 💙

Sounds like our dad when we only got second prize for our science fair project. 👍

*Protagonist murders every henchperson in the building with grim satisfaction, defeats the villain and has them at their mercy*

Villain: Do it! 👺
Protag: No Snorkus, I'm a better person than you are 😎

*Leaves. Henchpeople are never mentioned again.*

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The only remake we want to see 💪

Wait, can anyone else hear the Twin Peaks theme playing? 👀⛰️🌲

Bold of you to assume we can read our own sleepy handwriting 👀