As a reader, this is the worst!

There are very few men that I would choose over the bear, but below are the men that I would choose every time. This is an exhaustive list. Don’t come for me. I don’t make the rules.
1. Tim Walz
2. Barack Obama
3. Keanu Reeves
4. Kendrick Lamar
5. Bo Burnham
6. Steve from Blues Clues

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

A letter to Sen. Tom Cotton. Disrespectfully, me.

If I hear you say, “reading isn’t political,” I know 2 things about you:

1. Who you voted for
2. That you lack critical thinking skills and don’t understand anything you have ever read.

Just passed a row of silver dumpsters. Oh wait, that was just a bunch of Cybertrucks. Actually, now that I think about it, I wasn’t too far off.