Can't drink coffee anymore but this is what society feels like rn 🫠

Kindergarten after-school programs are done for the week! Time to drink my weight in Liquid IV and figure out what all these things on my desk are.

"New password cannot be the same as old password"
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Found an extremely rare PS3 DDR mat at a secondhand game shop. Y'all know what that means...time to be in 4th grade again, but with bad joints this time.

Yes, there is money in my collection budget for this. #librarians #childrenslibrarians #literature

Kindergartener was building with legos and her tower fell.

Kindergartener: "Jesus!"

Me: "I get you're frustrated, but we don't use that word in the library. Can we think of something nicer we can say when we're upset?"

And that is how Skittle Juice became the universal exclamation in Lego Club.

We're not calling Bluesky posts "skeets", right? ...right?

"It smelled like a concentration of growing things, green and earthy--like life distilled." -Katherine Rundell, _Impossible Creatures_

CANNOT believe I found this! Must read!!

I don't really know what to do here, but if you are a librarian, I want to follow you.