The tone of this statement makes me think Mrs Willis is intending to go all Honey Bunny in Pulp Fiction - ‘any of you f*cking pricks call this a gay anthem, and I’ll execute every motherf*cking last one of ya!’

Papers like the Daily Express are like divorcees who pushed for a divorce at any costs and are now mad as hell because their ex is living their best life with a new, younger, more attractive partner.

To be clear, it didn’t just look like the Tories were crap and only cared about the rich. They were absolutely shite at running the country and most definitely only care about the rich (particularly if they’re elderly).

Morning! How’s your day shaping up?

Morning! I usually start on the right and gradually shift to the left, with occasional dips back to the right, up until the 23rd when I go full Elf!

HotBlack if you don’t mind, or I’ll get my management to come and have a word!

It’s a sideways move.

And you can bet your bottom dollar the people dishing this rubbish out are also anti-abortion. Do they still not realise that good sex education and easy access to birth control measures are the best way to reduce unwanted pregnancies and thus abortions?

Making them less … antsy?

I’ve just taken possession of a Vauxhall Corsa-E, & have to say it’s very nice. Max range is ≈220 miles, depending on temperature & driving style. I do approx 30-40 miles a day, so a good charge does me 2-3 days at least. Have a 3-pin charge cable which does the job.

You mean a Jeremy Hunt? He’s definitely that too!

Winter Queen!

Definitely my dogs! Leading two elderly 👩🏻‍🦳👩🏻‍🦳 around on leashes is a whole other kink!

Haven’t decided, but possibly making a curry

Everything rots, given enough time.

uk.bookshop.org is one of my favourites for book buying as they actively support independent bookshops. You can even nominate a particular bookshop to support.

And let’s not forget it was ‘only’ a handful of complaints out of thousands of contestants. I mean, to be fair to Henry VIII, he only beheaded two of his wives 🙃