Bookah Please
@bookahpls.bsky.social
Pup Glitch ➡️ Glitch 🐻 ➡️ Bookah Please
Expect rants about life with a nude or two thrown into the mix.
🐻🏳️🌈🇸🇮
(NSFW at times, obvi)
Expect rants about life with a nude or two thrown into the mix.
🐻🏳️🌈🇸🇮
(NSFW at times, obvi)
I swear this is my last handle change 😂 Going back to my tumblr name and calling myself a bookah* again.
* not that anyone probably cares, but that’s a Guild Wars reference, if anyone was ever wondering
* not that anyone probably cares, but that’s a Guild Wars reference, if anyone was ever wondering
December 27, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I swear this is my last handle change 😂 Going back to my tumblr name and calling myself a bookah* again.
* not that anyone probably cares, but that’s a Guild Wars reference, if anyone was ever wondering
* not that anyone probably cares, but that’s a Guild Wars reference, if anyone was ever wondering
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Merry chrystler everyone
December 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Merry chrystler everyone
Merry Dickmass, everyone 🎅🏼
December 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Merry Dickmass, everyone 🎅🏼
Had a suspicion ever since latest paycheck hit, but only got confirmation today that I got another raise. Around 250€/month more after taxes 🤯
December 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Had a suspicion ever since latest paycheck hit, but only got confirmation today that I got another raise. Around 250€/month more after taxes 🤯
December 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Bought my first ever cock ring and couldn’t wait to get home to try it on 😂 (bf was driving, don’t worry)
December 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Bought my first ever cock ring and couldn’t wait to get home to try it on 😂 (bf was driving, don’t worry)
Penis for scale 👀
December 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Penis for scale 👀
Anyway, obligatory showing off my shiny new toy post / photo.
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Anyway, obligatory showing off my shiny new toy post / photo.
One of the fastest computers in the world and it still needs half an hour to update.
a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants holding a trumpet
ALT: a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants holding a trumpet
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December 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
One of the fastest computers in the world and it still needs half an hour to update.
Mac Mini should be arriving tomorrow 🤩
December 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Mac Mini should be arriving tomorrow 🤩
Company was fast with Christmas bonus this year. And now I have a Mac Mini M4 ordered and on its way to me 😁
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Company was fast with Christmas bonus this year. And now I have a Mac Mini M4 ordered and on its way to me 😁
One coworker made my cry from laughter after referencing the cosmic ray bit flip, out of nowhere, as a possible explanation why a bug he found couldn’t be reproduced by the devs. 😂
December 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
One coworker made my cry from laughter after referencing the cosmic ray bit flip, out of nowhere, as a possible explanation why a bug he found couldn’t be reproduced by the devs. 😂
How I saved my car milage from going into the 1000km “bonus” you can go over for warranty, you ask?
By getting sick and not driving to work all week 🤧.
Follow for more life hacks.
By getting sick and not driving to work all week 🤧.
Follow for more life hacks.
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
How I saved my car milage from going into the 1000km “bonus” you can go over for warranty, you ask?
By getting sick and not driving to work all week 🤧.
Follow for more life hacks.
By getting sick and not driving to work all week 🤧.
Follow for more life hacks.
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Me if we start making out.
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Me if we start making out.
Status update, I was too much of a coward to let @ofwithlovemax.bsky.social shave off the goatee part of my beard 😅
Trying to decide if mutton chops should make a comeback or not 🤔
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Status update, I was too much of a coward to let @ofwithlovemax.bsky.social shave off the goatee part of my beard 😅
Don’t ask why I even tried it, but I am dumbfounded by the fact that iOS will recognize a dick pic, and will add censorship to the photo instead of trying to remove things from image, if you use the clean up tool on one 😂
Like… thanks for that option, I guess?
Like… thanks for that option, I guess?
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Don’t ask why I even tried it, but I am dumbfounded by the fact that iOS will recognize a dick pic, and will add censorship to the photo instead of trying to remove things from image, if you use the clean up tool on one 😂
Like… thanks for that option, I guess?
Like… thanks for that option, I guess?
Trying to decide if mutton chops should make a comeback or not 🤔
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Trying to decide if mutton chops should make a comeback or not 🤔
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
October 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM