I have the last Birthday cards my Mum and brother sent me , always put them up on my birthday

Asked my daughter to take the washing out of the machine when it finished, came home to soggy wet washing on the kitchen table! Didn’t realise I had to tell her to hang it out as well 🤷‍♀️

You need to be at 3 and 9 incase the airbags are deployed, can you rip your thumbs off apparently!

NORM! We were actually watching Cheers when this news came through. RIP big fella

I thought I had haemorrhoids, turned out to be anal cancer. Go to the Doctor you won’t die from embarrassment but you will die from cancer!

This was my favourite ❤️

And isn’t only the tawny owl that twit woos?

I had an old mattress nd used to wake up with awful hip pain, side sleeper. Bought a hybrid mattress last year and it was the most I have ever spent on a mattress but worth every penny it’s like sleeping on a cloud.

Omg my husband and I have been doing exactly that this morning!

Saw this last night, fantastic wasn’t it

They are fab ❤️