Boogabaah Weesnaah
@boogabaah.bsky.social
Let’s write a screenplay
This toddler is a comedian.
Me: don’t bite the bed frame. That’s not food
Baby: *turns to me rubbing her tummy* mmmmmmm!!!
Me: don’t bite the bed frame. That’s not food
Baby: *turns to me rubbing her tummy* mmmmmmm!!!
April 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This toddler is a comedian.
Me: don’t bite the bed frame. That’s not food
Baby: *turns to me rubbing her tummy* mmmmmmm!!!
Me: don’t bite the bed frame. That’s not food
Baby: *turns to me rubbing her tummy* mmmmmmm!!!
Did you know that the new mental health hotline is now nationwide? Call 988 anytime you’re having a crisis or need someone to talk to #mentalhealth #help #988
March 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Did you know that the new mental health hotline is now nationwide? Call 988 anytime you’re having a crisis or need someone to talk to #mentalhealth #help #988
Wait a minute… was my family lied to and screwed over by a government agency just so they could receive 4,000 dollars in federal money? I wish I knew where to find other people that this happened to so we could compare experiences
March 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Wait a minute… was my family lied to and screwed over by a government agency just so they could receive 4,000 dollars in federal money? I wish I knew where to find other people that this happened to so we could compare experiences
Even if the Goldfish cracker makes little airplane noises, I still can’t eat it. Sorry, grandbaby
March 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Even if the Goldfish cracker makes little airplane noises, I still can’t eat it. Sorry, grandbaby
Who knew trying to get a third character reference letter was going to be so difficult because I don’t have any friends? I have a lot of acquaintances though
March 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Who knew trying to get a third character reference letter was going to be so difficult because I don’t have any friends? I have a lot of acquaintances though
I told them this would happen and it’s happening but I’m too scared to tell them for fear they’ll mess it up again or make it worse
a baby is making a funny face while wearing a pink pajama set .
ALT: a baby is making a funny face while wearing a pink pajama set .
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March 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I told them this would happen and it’s happening but I’m too scared to tell them for fear they’ll mess it up again or make it worse
My dog will protect me from anything unless it’s the smoke alarm chirping to let me know to change the battery
March 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
My dog will protect me from anything unless it’s the smoke alarm chirping to let me know to change the battery
This dress did not have pockets, so how does it have pockets now? More of this, please
March 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This dress did not have pockets, so how does it have pockets now? More of this, please
Seventeen years together. I got him a sweet anniversary card and he got me the lasagna noodles that I have been having a hard time finding. I can do this for another 17 years
March 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Seventeen years together. I got him a sweet anniversary card and he got me the lasagna noodles that I have been having a hard time finding. I can do this for another 17 years
Suddenly not sure if my 26yo is actually my kid. She bought hot dogs and put ketchup on them!!! Ketchup? Why????
March 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Suddenly not sure if my 26yo is actually my kid. She bought hot dogs and put ketchup on them!!! Ketchup? Why????
Sorry, I didn’t get all my steps in today because a toddler kept demanding that I “SIT!”
February 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Sorry, I didn’t get all my steps in today because a toddler kept demanding that I “SIT!”
What is the evolutionary purpose for migraines? I don’t need it or want it
February 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
What is the evolutionary purpose for migraines? I don’t need it or want it
Why do I make food that takes 17 steps to make whenever I’m in the middle of a migraine? These sugar pie pumpkin spice cake doughnuts are amazing though ( and I made a cream cheese frosting too)
February 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Why do I make food that takes 17 steps to make whenever I’m in the middle of a migraine? These sugar pie pumpkin spice cake doughnuts are amazing though ( and I made a cream cheese frosting too)
If not perimenopause, then why perimenopause shaped? And sweaty? And restless? And always hungry? And mood swings?
February 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
If not perimenopause, then why perimenopause shaped? And sweaty? And restless? And always hungry? And mood swings?
Some of these new prescription medicines sound like gen alpha slang words. Looking at you Skyrizi and Ebglyss
February 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Some of these new prescription medicines sound like gen alpha slang words. Looking at you Skyrizi and Ebglyss
Since I’m learning Spanish I speak it to my grandbaby. She said her first Spanish word today: cuidado 🥳
February 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Since I’m learning Spanish I speak it to my grandbaby. She said her first Spanish word today: cuidado 🥳
Currently watching the sun rise in Japan while sitting on my couch in California. This is what I love about the internet
February 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Currently watching the sun rise in Japan while sitting on my couch in California. This is what I love about the internet
And now I have the theme song from Alf stuck in my head
February 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
And now I have the theme song from Alf stuck in my head
I have started watching Alf in español on YouTube. It’s way funnier than I remember but that could just be because of the dubbed voices
February 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I have started watching Alf in español on YouTube. It’s way funnier than I remember but that could just be because of the dubbed voices
Yes, I have the opening credits theme song for Bluey stuck in my head and I’m totally fine with that
two cartoon dogs are standing next to each other
ALT: two cartoon dogs are standing next to each other
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February 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Yes, I have the opening credits theme song for Bluey stuck in my head and I’m totally fine with that
1764 days of Duolingo learning Spanish. No hablo español, yo hablo Duolingo
January 31, 2025 at 6:51 AM
1764 days of Duolingo learning Spanish. No hablo español, yo hablo Duolingo
Are you even a YouTuber if your voice-over monologue doesn’t use the word ‘nevertheless‘?
January 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Are you even a YouTuber if your voice-over monologue doesn’t use the word ‘nevertheless‘?
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January 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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