Boo Turkey
@boodreaux.bsky.social
Slartibartfast's Niece. Bubble wrapped at all times. Smartass. Dumbass. Evidence-based, people-centric everything. Peer-reviewed journal db access slut of negotiable virtue.
What uhh what's going on here
Past & future info only
Past & future info only
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What uhh what's going on here
Past & future info only
Past & future info only
Why this video is so loud
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Why this video is so loud
As we all know, Saturday mornings are for waking & baking with friends
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
As we all know, Saturday mornings are for waking & baking with friends
Goodevening
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November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Goodevening
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I've been a Lame Kiffin hater forever but I accept this coded message that he will be coming to save my Gators
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I've been a Lame Kiffin hater forever but I accept this coded message that he will be coming to save my Gators
Incredible milestone in my lil himbo Buggy Smalls' personal development journey
After 4 years, this morning he finally mastered the concept that I am not a Danger Stranger when I'm on the other side of the screen
After 4 years, this morning he finally mastered the concept that I am not a Danger Stranger when I'm on the other side of the screen
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Incredible milestone in my lil himbo Buggy Smalls' personal development journey
After 4 years, this morning he finally mastered the concept that I am not a Danger Stranger when I'm on the other side of the screen
After 4 years, this morning he finally mastered the concept that I am not a Danger Stranger when I'm on the other side of the screen
November 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I think I forgot to mention this
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I think I forgot to mention this
All the time, constantly
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
All the time, constantly
I woke up at 3:30 realizing that the "Jinxe in a Box" theme song I've been singing her whole life is actually Dick in a Box
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I woke up at 3:30 realizing that the "Jinxe in a Box" theme song I've been singing her whole life is actually Dick in a Box
I'm not sure what the universe is trying to tell me but Tim keeps coming up recently, like a lot
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I'm not sure what the universe is trying to tell me but Tim keeps coming up recently, like a lot
Talking about meeting at hospice and this is what autocorrect does to me
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Talking about meeting at hospice and this is what autocorrect does to me
Sunday AMs are supposed to be for waking baking & walking but today, I opened my door to be face to face w/my mom (who usually sleeps til noon) hiding things from me so I couldn't pack them - because she's moving in less than a month, then yelling at me for opening the door to 1 of 3 storage rms.
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Sunday AMs are supposed to be for waking baking & walking but today, I opened my door to be face to face w/my mom (who usually sleeps til noon) hiding things from me so I couldn't pack them - because she's moving in less than a month, then yelling at me for opening the door to 1 of 3 storage rms.
Yesterday was the first time I ever used the "favorite day" option, @archnemesisg.bsky.social & @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Yesterday was the first time I ever used the "favorite day" option, @archnemesisg.bsky.social & @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social
Lesson learned AGAIN
I was supposed to leave after I submitted my time sheet today. Did I block my calendar? I may have forgotten again. Help, my brain, she is bad
I was supposed to leave after I submitted my time sheet today. Did I block my calendar? I may have forgotten again. Help, my brain, she is bad
October 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Lesson learned AGAIN
I was supposed to leave after I submitted my time sheet today. Did I block my calendar? I may have forgotten again. Help, my brain, she is bad
I was supposed to leave after I submitted my time sheet today. Did I block my calendar? I may have forgotten again. Help, my brain, she is bad
Actually, what AM I going to do with multiple sets of encyclopediae when I'm cleaning out my parents house? Tons of books in general, which is excellent & will be easy to get into the hands of book lovers.
Not the case with these babies!
Not the case with these babies!
October 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Actually, what AM I going to do with multiple sets of encyclopediae when I'm cleaning out my parents house? Tons of books in general, which is excellent & will be easy to get into the hands of book lovers.
Not the case with these babies!
Not the case with these babies!
That's what I've been told about Bitsy & Dala - solid smediums.
I don't want to ask for the measurements & ruin the family surprise so I'm going with... Crap, small? Do you have an expert opinion?
I don't want to ask for the measurements & ruin the family surprise so I'm going with... Crap, small? Do you have an expert opinion?
October 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
That's what I've been told about Bitsy & Dala - solid smediums.
I don't want to ask for the measurements & ruin the family surprise so I'm going with... Crap, small? Do you have an expert opinion?
I don't want to ask for the measurements & ruin the family surprise so I'm going with... Crap, small? Do you have an expert opinion?
I feel like I'm either taking crazy pills or having great danes broke my brain with regard to dog size.
Someone tell me how a corgi is supposed to be an XL? No wonder nothing ever fit my danes off the rack.
Someone tell me how a corgi is supposed to be an XL? No wonder nothing ever fit my danes off the rack.
October 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I feel like I'm either taking crazy pills or having great danes broke my brain with regard to dog size.
Someone tell me how a corgi is supposed to be an XL? No wonder nothing ever fit my danes off the rack.
Someone tell me how a corgi is supposed to be an XL? No wonder nothing ever fit my danes off the rack.
Daughter trying to convince me the babies were bad and deserve these harsh, punitive measures
AS IF
AS IF
October 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Daughter trying to convince me the babies were bad and deserve these harsh, punitive measures
AS IF
AS IF
Bitsy & Dala really light up a room
October 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Bitsy & Dala really light up a room
Mornin, fuck these nazis
October 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Mornin, fuck these nazis
This is Karine.
The last 4 mornings, when the last of the squirrel treats have been snatched, she comes out and flips their little picnic table.
Sometimes there's a peanut underneath but it seems like Karen behavior tbh.
Still love her, 10/10
The last 4 mornings, when the last of the squirrel treats have been snatched, she comes out and flips their little picnic table.
Sometimes there's a peanut underneath but it seems like Karen behavior tbh.
Still love her, 10/10
October 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
This is Karine.
The last 4 mornings, when the last of the squirrel treats have been snatched, she comes out and flips their little picnic table.
Sometimes there's a peanut underneath but it seems like Karen behavior tbh.
Still love her, 10/10
The last 4 mornings, when the last of the squirrel treats have been snatched, she comes out and flips their little picnic table.
Sometimes there's a peanut underneath but it seems like Karen behavior tbh.
Still love her, 10/10
Sunday mornings at the beach are for waking and baking with friends
September 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Sunday mornings at the beach are for waking and baking with friends
Real image of me after trying to talk to my mom about getting her moved by the end of the year (hoarder tendencies)
September 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Real image of me after trying to talk to my mom about getting her moved by the end of the year (hoarder tendencies)