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Slartibartfast's Niece. Bubble wrapped at all times. Smartass. Dumbass. Evidence-based, people-centric everything. Peer-reviewed journal db access slut of negotiable virtue.
What uhh what's going on here

Past & future info only
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Lol you know what
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Why this video is so loud
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
As we all know, Saturday mornings are for waking & baking with friends
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Goodevening

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November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I've been a Lame Kiffin hater forever but I accept this coded message that he will be coming to save my Gators
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Incredible milestone in my lil himbo Buggy Smalls' personal development journey

After 4 years, this morning he finally mastered the concept that I am not a Danger Stranger when I'm on the other side of the screen
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
November 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I think I forgot to mention this
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
All the time, constantly
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I woke up at 3:30 realizing that the "Jinxe in a Box" theme song I've been singing her whole life is actually Dick in a Box
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I'm not sure what the universe is trying to tell me but Tim keeps coming up recently, like a lot
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Talking about meeting at hospice and this is what autocorrect does to me
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Sunday AMs are supposed to be for waking baking & walking but today, I opened my door to be face to face w/my mom (who usually sleeps til noon) hiding things from me so I couldn't pack them - because she's moving in less than a month, then yelling at me for opening the door to 1 of 3 storage rms.
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Yesterday was the first time I ever used the "favorite day" option, @archnemesisg.bsky.social & @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Lesson learned AGAIN

I was supposed to leave after I submitted my time sheet today. Did I block my calendar? I may have forgotten again. Help, my brain, she is bad
October 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Actually, what AM I going to do with multiple sets of encyclopediae when I'm cleaning out my parents house? Tons of books in general, which is excellent & will be easy to get into the hands of book lovers.
Not the case with these babies!
October 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
That's what I've been told about Bitsy & Dala - solid smediums.

I don't want to ask for the measurements & ruin the family surprise so I'm going with... Crap, small? Do you have an expert opinion?
October 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I feel like I'm either taking crazy pills or having great danes broke my brain with regard to dog size.

Someone tell me how a corgi is supposed to be an XL? No wonder nothing ever fit my danes off the rack.
October 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Daughter trying to convince me the babies were bad and deserve these harsh, punitive measures

AS IF
October 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Bitsy & Dala really light up a room
October 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Mornin, fuck these nazis
October 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
This is Karine.
The last 4 mornings, when the last of the squirrel treats have been snatched, she comes out and flips their little picnic table.
Sometimes there's a peanut underneath but it seems like Karen behavior tbh.
Still love her, 10/10
October 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Sunday mornings at the beach are for waking and baking with friends
September 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Real image of me after trying to talk to my mom about getting her moved by the end of the year (hoarder tendencies)
September 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM