Anyway this Wawa hoagie is the only thing keeping me from ending up on the news right now

I got to the cafeteria at a local hospital to grab breakfast at 8:45 and they were already closed. Sign says they're closed at 9. Meanwhile every time I go to a cafeteria to get a meal around lunchtime there's always hospital visitors waiting around for it to open. Even McDonald's can do better

At the company where I work if you're interested in being an EMT they'll pay for the course if you sign a contract to work for them for at least 2 years. From what I hear a lot of private transport companies do the same

AND the printer is jammed. The audacity.

I'm checking our Zoll and looking for a priapism the way these wires were handled