Bonus Hitops
bonushitops.bsky.social
Bonus Hitops
@bonushitops.bsky.social
70% of my body is made of video games

YouTube: https://youtube.com/channel/UCdx2VSx1yxCUOSVyhV2jC-A
This Mario Tennis Fever roster is INSANE
January 9, 2026 at 7:23 PM
And Mike was there too
January 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
How it feels like being the childless cousins rolling up to the function
December 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Happy ho ho ho’ing and things of that nature🎄
December 25, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Hear me out… Home Alone with 67 year old Michelle Pfeiffer and she kills the burglars with a flame thrower in the end
December 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I dunno I guess I just don’t “get” political humor 🤷‍♂️
December 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
When my mom asked me what my YouTube channel was about:
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 AM
The cashier at the grocery store told me I need a new Drivers License pic because I'm lookin cut
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This is exactly what using Ask Jeeves felt like
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Blame video games 👉👈
November 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Made some horsie friends 👉👈
November 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Remember brothers. No almonds…no cashews…and do not be tempted by the sultry pistachio. Stay strong. 💪 #nonut
November 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
DOOMSDAY. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
October 31, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Giving Nintendo $500 so I can play piss colored Dr. Mario in Animal Crossing
October 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
“DOOM was imminent“
October 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Blowjob Blazkowicz
October 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Think I found the reason for the epilepsy warning
#BALLxPIT
October 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
14 pounds of fat gone since my last video, added 6 pounds of muscle. This Hitops guy might be shredded the next time you see him
a man wearing a red shirt with the number 427 on it is flexing his muscles
ALT: a man wearing a red shirt with the number 427 on it is flexing his muscles
media.tenor.com
October 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Jane Goodall died and now it’s just us apes 🥺
October 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
September 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Please...autism is a slur. I prefer the term acetamerican.
September 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Me when I find a cool bug
September 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Consider my lands bordered😩
September 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck and still keep your attitude on self destruct
September 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM