bons 🇺🇦
@bons.bsky.social
List of things you can do in the metro:
1. Fold your slice of pizza, take a big ol' bite and then throw it on the ground.
2. Go up to the homeless people sleeping on the platform and start farting up a storm
3. Start farting in the wagons
4. Do list style comedy on your phone
1. Fold your slice of pizza, take a big ol' bite and then throw it on the ground.
2. Go up to the homeless people sleeping on the platform and start farting up a storm
3. Start farting in the wagons
4. Do list style comedy on your phone
December 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
List of things you can do in the metro:
1. Fold your slice of pizza, take a big ol' bite and then throw it on the ground.
2. Go up to the homeless people sleeping on the platform and start farting up a storm
3. Start farting in the wagons
4. Do list style comedy on your phone
1. Fold your slice of pizza, take a big ol' bite and then throw it on the ground.
2. Go up to the homeless people sleeping on the platform and start farting up a storm
3. Start farting in the wagons
4. Do list style comedy on your phone
🚨ATTENTION ARTISTS🚨
here's the method for your next album:
- hype song
- break up song
- nostalgia song
- party song
- party song 2
- skit
- mom voice mail
- break up song 2 (inspiring)
- awesome song
- a ballad with a violin
Thank me later
here's the method for your next album:
- hype song
- break up song
- nostalgia song
- party song
- party song 2
- skit
- mom voice mail
- break up song 2 (inspiring)
- awesome song
- a ballad with a violin
Thank me later
December 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
🚨ATTENTION ARTISTS🚨
here's the method for your next album:
- hype song
- break up song
- nostalgia song
- party song
- party song 2
- skit
- mom voice mail
- break up song 2 (inspiring)
- awesome song
- a ballad with a violin
Thank me later
here's the method for your next album:
- hype song
- break up song
- nostalgia song
- party song
- party song 2
- skit
- mom voice mail
- break up song 2 (inspiring)
- awesome song
- a ballad with a violin
Thank me later
Life is just an endless cycle of pissing. I get up to go piss and before I'm even done my wretched bladder is already filling up again
December 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Life is just an endless cycle of pissing. I get up to go piss and before I'm even done my wretched bladder is already filling up again
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"Birth of the Homunculus"
A sorceress astounded by her creation.
This painting has been floating around in my head for months now, and I only found the right time to bring it to fruition yesterday!
(see thread for details + process shot-by-shot)
A sorceress astounded by her creation.
This painting has been floating around in my head for months now, and I only found the right time to bring it to fruition yesterday!
(see thread for details + process shot-by-shot)
December 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"Birth of the Homunculus"
A sorceress astounded by her creation.
This painting has been floating around in my head for months now, and I only found the right time to bring it to fruition yesterday!
(see thread for details + process shot-by-shot)
A sorceress astounded by her creation.
This painting has been floating around in my head for months now, and I only found the right time to bring it to fruition yesterday!
(see thread for details + process shot-by-shot)
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Was “ELBOWS UP”💪 a SCAM 🇨🇦?
November 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Was “ELBOWS UP”💪 a SCAM 🇨🇦?
why is it illegal to explode your dog with a rpg
October 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
why is it illegal to explode your dog with a rpg
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I find this very touching…& also worrying. Historian @timothysnyder.bsky.social has been an absolutely essential guide to this era. And if he thinks I’m right then we’re in more trouble than we realise
Carole Cadwalladr was right and we’d be in a better world if more people had listened.
This tweet has been doing the rounds on Twitter now that Nathan Gill has pleaded guilty.
If only someone had tried to investigate UKIP & Russian interference 🧐
There’s another timeline where the Guardian supported me, doubled down on the investigation & I look 5 years younger ..
If only someone had tried to investigate UKIP & Russian interference 🧐
There’s another timeline where the Guardian supported me, doubled down on the investigation & I look 5 years younger ..
October 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I find this very touching…& also worrying. Historian @timothysnyder.bsky.social has been an absolutely essential guide to this era. And if he thinks I’m right then we’re in more trouble than we realise
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NEW: The British politician, his Russian intelligence handler & a Kremlin plot against the US & Ukraine.
My new piece about Nathan Gill and Nigel Farage for @thenerve_news in which we ask:
Why, even now, is no-one asking questions?
t.co/BUTtpK9C4S
My new piece about Nathan Gill and Nigel Farage for @thenerve_news in which we ask:
Why, even now, is no-one asking questions?
t.co/BUTtpK9C4S
October 12, 2025 at 11:29 AM
NEW: The British politician, his Russian intelligence handler & a Kremlin plot against the US & Ukraine.
My new piece about Nathan Gill and Nigel Farage for @thenerve_news in which we ask:
Why, even now, is no-one asking questions?
t.co/BUTtpK9C4S
My new piece about Nathan Gill and Nigel Farage for @thenerve_news in which we ask:
Why, even now, is no-one asking questions?
t.co/BUTtpK9C4S
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When Putin talks to a Russians he consistently says that they invade Ukraine to destroy the state and nation and correct the path of history. NATO and similar framings are just for the useful foreigners.
Pu spells out Ru's imperialist motivations for the war. He calls the conquest a long-held dream and historical destiny.
He beclowns those who insist NATO expansion caused the war. Let's see if anyone from the Mearsheimer fan club admits the claim has been falsified.
www.kremlin.ru/events/presi...
He beclowns those who insist NATO expansion caused the war. Let's see if anyone from the Mearsheimer fan club admits the claim has been falsified.
www.kremlin.ru/events/presi...
Обращение по случаю Дня воссоединения ДНР, ЛНР, Запорожской и Херсонской областей с Россией
www.kremlin.ru
October 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
When Putin talks to a Russians he consistently says that they invade Ukraine to destroy the state and nation and correct the path of history. NATO and similar framings are just for the useful foreigners.
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Ukrainian designer Sasha Kanevskyi went from launching his avant-garde label in 2008 to leading Stone Island as Design Director.
🧵1/8⬇️
🧵1/8⬇️
October 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Ukrainian designer Sasha Kanevskyi went from launching his avant-garde label in 2008 to leading Stone Island as Design Director.
🧵1/8⬇️
🧵1/8⬇️
Putting "some kind of Pollack" in the race field of this job application
October 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Putting "some kind of Pollack" in the race field of this job application
The 2 billionth post ❤️
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October 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The 2 billionth post ❤️
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So much time excreting waste and intake liquid. 1, 2 ,3 or 4 hours a day just peeing and shitting. Human need bio upgrade via external plumbing. Sit at chair and piss trickle out same with poo. And mouth tube bring water via mouth moisture sensor.
October 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
So much time excreting waste and intake liquid. 1, 2 ,3 or 4 hours a day just peeing and shitting. Human need bio upgrade via external plumbing. Sit at chair and piss trickle out same with poo. And mouth tube bring water via mouth moisture sensor.
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Freeland leaving cabinet for Ukraine envoy position: sources
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Find out more at nationalnewswatch.com
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Find out more at nationalnewswatch.com
Freeland leaving cabinet for Ukraine envoy position: sources | CBC News
Longtime Liberal cabinet minister Chrystia Freeland is stepping down from government to become an envoy to Ukraine, according to sources.
www.cbc.ca
September 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Freeland leaving cabinet for Ukraine envoy position: sources
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Find out more at nationalnewswatch.com
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Find out more at nationalnewswatch.com
KILL KILL KILL KILL FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
September 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
KILL KILL KILL KILL FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
My heart goes out to Charlie Kirk ❤️🕊️🕊️🕊️ Violence is never justified. I'll never forget that time I got my ass beat and wedgied and they hung me upside down by my ankles on the play ground in 4th grade. The principal bitch slapped me when the monitors told her I tried to resist. I learned my lesson.
September 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
My heart goes out to Charlie Kirk ❤️🕊️🕊️🕊️ Violence is never justified. I'll never forget that time I got my ass beat and wedgied and they hung me upside down by my ankles on the play ground in 4th grade. The principal bitch slapped me when the monitors told her I tried to resist. I learned my lesson.
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Russia murders pensioners
kyivindependent.com/russian-air-...
kyivindependent.com/russian-air-...
'Pure terrorism' — At least 25 killed in Russian air strike on Ukrainian village during pension payouts
The bombing took place around 11 a.m. while local residents lined up to receive pensions, according to officials. The casualties included local pensioners and employees of Ukrposhta, Ukraine's nationa...
kyivindependent.com
September 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Russia murders pensioners
kyivindependent.com/russian-air-...
kyivindependent.com/russian-air-...
I gotta get on billboard
September 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I gotta get on billboard
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Canada and the rest of the world are operating under a set of flawed assumptions.
I feel like @parismarx.com articulates a position I tried to take on here in a half-baked since deleted post I made a couple days ago.
open.substack.com/pub/parismar...
I feel like @parismarx.com articulates a position I tried to take on here in a half-baked since deleted post I made a couple days ago.
open.substack.com/pub/parismar...
World leaders must stop appeasing Donald Trump
Conceding to Trump’s demands only guarantees new threats. It’s time to reject the US and its tech companies.
open.substack.com
August 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Canada and the rest of the world are operating under a set of flawed assumptions.
I feel like @parismarx.com articulates a position I tried to take on here in a half-baked since deleted post I made a couple days ago.
open.substack.com/pub/parismar...
I feel like @parismarx.com articulates a position I tried to take on here in a half-baked since deleted post I made a couple days ago.
open.substack.com/pub/parismar...
I want to be Chinese and the most important thing in my life is cosmetics in a game you've never heard of
August 28, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I want to be Chinese and the most important thing in my life is cosmetics in a game you've never heard of
Got my Amazon basics pen 😏
August 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Got my Amazon basics pen 😏
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Protecting the Russian aggressor makes the war bloodier and longer. And that is just what we are doing. Good reporting by WSJ here but poor choice of photo.
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
Exclusive | Pentagon Has Quietly Blocked Ukraine’s Long-Range Missile Strikes on Russia
The Defense Department has withheld approval for attacks as the White House has sought to entice Moscow to open peace talks.
www.wsj.com
August 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Protecting the Russian aggressor makes the war bloodier and longer. And that is just what we are doing. Good reporting by WSJ here but poor choice of photo.
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...